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ProudLib72

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5. Russia is an island surrounded by water, lots of big, big water

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jan 3, 2019, 11:01 AM

Jan 2019

Water is wet, you know, so it's bad for me because humidity messes up my hairdo. That's why I have such a hard time living here in D.C. all the humidity. And why I have to go on so many golfing trips to get away from the humidity. Which is why I would personally never ever visit Russia, never! Never been there because of my hair, just like never been in the army because of my bone spurs.

My hair! Watch the hair! I work a long time on my hair!

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Russia is an island surrounded by water, lots of big, big water ProudLib72 Jan 2019 #5

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