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Response to spanone (Original post)

Tue Feb 12, 2019, 03:38 PM

25. Dear Sen. Collins

Please note that Justice Boof wanted to leave in place the Louisiana law, which is substantially similar to a Texas law that's already been overturned as unconstitutional. That would indicate that Justice Boof is perfectly consonant with the notion of overturning precedent upon precedent, which means that you're a very poor judge of character or predictor of behavior. Perhaps you should take this opportunity to shut up more until you've improved your abilities.

As for Justice Boof, given his imperviousness to seeing any undue burdens in regard to women's health, let's put a few restrictions on, say, buying beer. The next time Justice (“I like beer”) Boof goes to buy beer, the clerk should tell him his driver’s license isn’t good enough proof that he’s of age, and says he has to have some other form of ID.

Then, when he gets that additional ID, the clerk tells him he needs someone to swear that that is his personal ID. He'll also need another witness to swear that Justice Boof can and does handle alcohol consumption responsibly, and the witness will be personally liable for any damage Justice Boof might do. Then, after he gets those witnesses to so attest, the clerk says he can have his beer, but he first needs to watch a little video from the Temperance League about the medical risks of alcohol consumption both verified and only rumored. Then, after he’s watched the five hour video, complete with graphic color photos of diseased livers, jaundice, hepatitis, and various cancers, the clerk says he has to undergo a trans-anal ultrasound to be sure he hasn't already damaged his body through alcohol consumption. And the physician administering the probe has to have admitting privileges at the hospital where the probe is done.

Assuming everything checks out, then Justice Boof has to wait 72 hour before he can finally buy his beer. You know, just to be sure he’s not buying beer on an impulse. And none of this would be an undue burden.

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