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Dorian Gray

(13,469 posts)
80. Crabs...
Thu Feb 14, 2019, 06:56 AM
Feb 2019

Not the cute hermit crabs. More the ones that invade his genital pubic area.

piranha--though even it may be too "warm blooded" in comparison hlthe2b Feb 2019 #1
Head lice. GoCubsGo Feb 2019 #2
I like the sentiment Midnightwalk Feb 2019 #29
Perfect answer - lark Feb 2019 #33
Precisely what I had in mind jberryhill Feb 2019 #51
... Rhiannon12866 Feb 2019 #70
How 'bout a gnat? Same attention span, anyway. calimary Feb 2019 #3
Cat... NeoGreen Feb 2019 #4
Bot fly larva ProudLib72 Feb 2019 #5
Potbellied pig mokawanis Feb 2019 #6
Nah! Any animal would take attention away from Dolt45, he needs and craves it all, not 75% of it. TheBlackAdder Feb 2019 #34
That's a good point mokawanis Feb 2019 #63
A Komodo Dragon Tom Rinaldo Feb 2019 #7
A tapeworm. 3catwoman3 Feb 2019 #8
Bingo! Roland99 Feb 2019 #27
Any poisonous viper - rattlesnake, cobra...nt procon Feb 2019 #9
One of these! True Dough Feb 2019 #10
+1 fleur-de-lisa Feb 2019 #20
Honey Badger! smirkymonkey Feb 2019 #11
I would LOVE to watch a video of Trump trying to evade that thing... Moostache Feb 2019 #28
A tick harumph Feb 2019 #12
A cockroach. Ohiogal Feb 2019 #13
Any elderly Chinese Crested. The Truth Is Here Feb 2019 #14
A pigeon RockRaven Feb 2019 #15
A wolverine? Crunchy Frog Feb 2019 #16
Something very large and carnivorous The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2019 #17
a Newt. Shrike47 Feb 2019 #18
A Tasmanian Devil with rabies. fleur-de-lisa Feb 2019 #19
A few of these would make nice pets for his golf courses.... Elwood P Dowd Feb 2019 #21
+1 You got my vote FakeNoose Feb 2019 #40
Venus Fly Trap Initech Feb 2019 #22
May a 1,000 rabid mean dogs,... magicarpet Feb 2019 #23
I'll just leave this here... backscatter712 Feb 2019 #49
Bon Apptit,.... only wish it was the Orange Treasonous Swine that the dogs feasted on. magicarpet Feb 2019 #58
Old, fat, lazy dog greymattermom Feb 2019 #24
Playboy bunny. Vinca Feb 2019 #25
a slug...leaves a slime trail and so does trump nt Fresh_Start Feb 2019 #26
He's A Sociopath, And Therefore Incapable Of Loving Anything Other Than Himself ChoppinBroccoli Feb 2019 #30
Venomous Trumpapillar Donkees Feb 2019 #31
Maybe a pride of hungry lions hell-bent on avenging his family for killing one of theirs flibbitygiblets Feb 2019 #32
Morey Eel LiberalFighter Feb 2019 #35
A pet rock JHB Feb 2019 #36
DING-DING!! We have a winner. Every actual life form has a purpose... TygrBright Feb 2019 #59
This message was self-deleted by its author Runningdawg Feb 2019 #37
Genital crabs TEB Feb 2019 #38
Two options atreides1 Feb 2019 #39
A hungry T-Rex... nocoincidences Feb 2019 #41
Perfect spinbaby Feb 2019 #45
A snake peggysue2 Feb 2019 #42
A spirochete. nt Atticus Feb 2019 #43
His brain is likely riddled with them already. GoCubsGo Feb 2019 #48
Dang, I should have read all of the replies first.... jberryhill Feb 2019 #55
A Basilisk ismnotwasm Feb 2019 #44
I Could See Trump with a Pet Tarantula -It Suits Him dlk Feb 2019 #46
They're actually nice, docile creatures. GoCubsGo Feb 2019 #50
Naw, I follow a number of keepers, and it's interesting hobby ismnotwasm Feb 2019 #56
Trump's the kind of SOB that needs a court order forbidding him from keeping pets. backscatter712 Feb 2019 #47
A bloated tick Siwsan Feb 2019 #52
Treponema pallidum jberryhill Feb 2019 #53
Come on people. Doreen Feb 2019 #54
Guinea worm but Jimmy Carter eradicated them. mahina Feb 2019 #57
Whaddaya mean? He already has a pet turtle! TygrBright Feb 2019 #60
LOL! dlk Feb 2019 #65
A Black Mamba Flaleftist Feb 2019 #61
A pet rock n/t Marrah_Goodman Feb 2019 #62
A rat. meadowlander Feb 2019 #64
Sonorian gila monster lizard. Feels a little scaly, very friendly and noted for NCjack Feb 2019 #66
Pet rock. CottonBear Feb 2019 #67
Not a pet but perfect for him. Maggot. onecaliberal Feb 2019 #68
He has a pet. Glamrock Feb 2019 #69
Naegleria fowleri Maru Kitteh Feb 2019 #71
Lamprey? struggle4progress Feb 2019 #72
A tumble bug. Hugin Feb 2019 #73
Cockroach arthritisR_US Feb 2019 #74
About a dozen Newfoundland's RichardRay Feb 2019 #75
A hyena LuvNewcastle Feb 2019 #76
A very passive pussy. Midnight Writer Feb 2019 #77
Syphilis PufPuf23 Feb 2019 #78
La Cucaracha democratisphere Feb 2019 #79
Crabs... Dorian Gray Feb 2019 #80
Saltwater crocodile. The bigger the better. jmowreader Feb 2019 #81
no dog should be subjected to this madman samnsara Feb 2019 #82
Ringworm or Tapeworm... n/t bluecollar2 Feb 2019 #83
A vampire bat COLGATE4 Feb 2019 #84
Locking... DonViejo Feb 2019 #85
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