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DonViejo

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Thu Feb 14, 2019, 11:45 AM

Feb 2019

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Okay, not to derail the dogs thread: what kind of pet would suit T? [View all] grumpyduck Feb 2019 OP

piranha--though even it may be too "warm blooded" in comparison hlthe2b Feb 2019 #1

Head lice. GoCubsGo Feb 2019 #2

I like the sentiment Midnightwalk Feb 2019 #29

Perfect answer - lark Feb 2019 #33

Precisely what I had in mind jberryhill Feb 2019 #51

... Rhiannon12866 Feb 2019 #70

How 'bout a gnat? Same attention span, anyway. calimary Feb 2019 #3

Cat... NeoGreen Feb 2019 #4

Bot fly larva ProudLib72 Feb 2019 #5

Potbellied pig mokawanis Feb 2019 #6

Nah! Any animal would take attention away from Dolt45, he needs and craves it all, not 75% of it. TheBlackAdder Feb 2019 #34

That's a good point mokawanis Feb 2019 #63

A Komodo Dragon Tom Rinaldo Feb 2019 #7

A tapeworm. 3catwoman3 Feb 2019 #8

Bingo! Roland99 Feb 2019 #27

Any poisonous viper - rattlesnake, cobra...nt procon Feb 2019 #9

One of these! True Dough Feb 2019 #10

+1 fleur-de-lisa Feb 2019 #20

Honey Badger! smirkymonkey Feb 2019 #11

I would LOVE to watch a video of Trump trying to evade that thing... Moostache Feb 2019 #28

A tick harumph Feb 2019 #12

A cockroach. Ohiogal Feb 2019 #13

Any elderly Chinese Crested. The Truth Is Here Feb 2019 #14

A pigeon RockRaven Feb 2019 #15

A wolverine? Crunchy Frog Feb 2019 #16

Something very large and carnivorous The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2019 #17

a Newt. Shrike47 Feb 2019 #18

A Tasmanian Devil with rabies. fleur-de-lisa Feb 2019 #19

A few of these would make nice pets for his golf courses.... Elwood P Dowd Feb 2019 #21

+1 You got my vote FakeNoose Feb 2019 #40

Venus Fly Trap Initech Feb 2019 #22

May a 1,000 rabid mean dogs,... magicarpet Feb 2019 #23

I'll just leave this here... backscatter712 Feb 2019 #49

Bon Apptit,.... only wish it was the Orange Treasonous Swine that the dogs feasted on. magicarpet Feb 2019 #58

Old, fat, lazy dog greymattermom Feb 2019 #24

Playboy bunny. Vinca Feb 2019 #25

a slug...leaves a slime trail and so does trump nt Fresh_Start Feb 2019 #26

He's A Sociopath, And Therefore Incapable Of Loving Anything Other Than Himself ChoppinBroccoli Feb 2019 #30

Venomous Trumpapillar Donkees Feb 2019 #31

Maybe a pride of hungry lions hell-bent on avenging his family for killing one of theirs flibbitygiblets Feb 2019 #32

Morey Eel LiberalFighter Feb 2019 #35

A pet rock JHB Feb 2019 #36

DING-DING!! We have a winner. Every actual life form has a purpose... TygrBright Feb 2019 #59

This message was self-deleted by its author Runningdawg Feb 2019 #37

Genital crabs TEB Feb 2019 #38

Two options atreides1 Feb 2019 #39

A hungry T-Rex... nocoincidences Feb 2019 #41

Perfect spinbaby Feb 2019 #45

A snake peggysue2 Feb 2019 #42

A spirochete. nt Atticus Feb 2019 #43

His brain is likely riddled with them already. GoCubsGo Feb 2019 #48

Dang, I should have read all of the replies first.... jberryhill Feb 2019 #55

A Basilisk ismnotwasm Feb 2019 #44

I Could See Trump with a Pet Tarantula -It Suits Him dlk Feb 2019 #46

They're actually nice, docile creatures. GoCubsGo Feb 2019 #50

Naw, I follow a number of keepers, and it's interesting hobby ismnotwasm Feb 2019 #56

Trump's the kind of SOB that needs a court order forbidding him from keeping pets. backscatter712 Feb 2019 #47

A bloated tick Siwsan Feb 2019 #52

Treponema pallidum jberryhill Feb 2019 #53

Come on people. Doreen Feb 2019 #54

Guinea worm but Jimmy Carter eradicated them. mahina Feb 2019 #57

Whaddaya mean? He already has a pet turtle! TygrBright Feb 2019 #60

LOL! dlk Feb 2019 #65

A Black Mamba Flaleftist Feb 2019 #61

A pet rock n/t Marrah_Goodman Feb 2019 #62

A rat. meadowlander Feb 2019 #64

Sonorian gila monster lizard. Feels a little scaly, very friendly and noted for NCjack Feb 2019 #66

Pet rock. CottonBear Feb 2019 #67

Not a pet but perfect for him. Maggot. onecaliberal Feb 2019 #68

He has a pet. Glamrock Feb 2019 #69

Naegleria fowleri Maru Kitteh Feb 2019 #71

Lamprey? struggle4progress Feb 2019 #72

A tumble bug. Hugin Feb 2019 #73

Cockroach arthritisR_US Feb 2019 #74

About a dozen Newfoundland's RichardRay Feb 2019 #75

A hyena LuvNewcastle Feb 2019 #76

A very passive pussy. Midnight Writer Feb 2019 #77

Syphilis PufPuf23 Feb 2019 #78

La Cucaracha democratisphere Feb 2019 #79

Crabs... Dorian Gray Feb 2019 #80

Saltwater crocodile. The bigger the better. jmowreader Feb 2019 #81

no dog should be subjected to this madman samnsara Feb 2019 #82

Ringworm or Tapeworm... n/t bluecollar2 Feb 2019 #83

A vampire bat COLGATE4 Feb 2019 #84

Locking... DonViejo Feb 2019 #85