Susan Collins is "Deeply Concerned" with an emergency declaration [View all]

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I swear the media is just fucking trolling us now. Either that or they have major stock in Sony and are counting on the TV sales after people throw their morning coffee through the screen.

As soon as I heard the media "tease" that "some" Retrumplicans may not be onboard for this Constitution breaking shitshow... my "God she's such a fucking moron" Spidy Sense started tingling at the base of my skull that they were going to show a quote from Collins.

Sure enough, there she was, with her ventriloquist dummy mannerisms, saying some shit that would confuse you. Because see, you know she's completely full of shit, but when she looks at you with those lifeless dolls eyes... you're tempted to think she has a soul.

You're tempted to believe that Donnie Short Fingers doesn't have her sitting on his lap with his arm up her ass, but then you realize that it's Collins...of course she's going to go whichever way the arm up her ass leads her.

I can't think of anyone whose "Deep Concerns" I could fucking care less about, but that's her and the medias job.

Let's pretend that anyone.... ANYONE... gives one fuck about what Susan Collins has to say about anything.