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Dave Starsky

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55. I have decided that we can only rely on cardiovascular disease...
Fri Feb 15, 2019, 04:24 PM
Feb 2019

To remove this scourge from the politics of this planet. The GOP will do nothing, ever. I am relying on Colonel Sanders to leverage his secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices to complete his secret mission: to save democracy in the United States of America.

Does anything speed it up? world wide wally Feb 2019 #1
LOL. CrispyQ Feb 2019 #3
Thanks Amigo :) world wide wally Feb 2019 #12
me too onethatcares Feb 2019 #14
I'll add one too MontanaFarmer Feb 2019 #17
You guys are too cool :) world wide wally Feb 2019 #18
. Guy Whitey Corngood Feb 2019 #4
Like, maybe, Adderall? n/m. 3_Limes Feb 2019 #5
Rosuvastatin bdamomma Feb 2019 #11
Well, the constipation might explain..... lastlib Feb 2019 #28
To the contrary... Wile E. Coli Feb 2019 #43
Yes he has diarrhea of the mouth... Oldtimeralso Feb 2019 #157
... I was looking for "running nose" when giving presentations as a top reaction with RKP5637 Feb 2019 #32
He showed the runny nose during the campaign, remember? People were saying he was napi21 Feb 2019 #134
Yep!!! n/t RKP5637 Feb 2019 #135
..."swelling of the face, throat, tongue, lips...." SergeStorms Feb 2019 #160
But he would never go near a library, plus ashling Feb 2019 #162
Here are some more side effects: NCjack Feb 2019 #170
His ass is swollen,.. don't forget his ass is swollen,.. magicarpet Feb 2019 #176
Big Macs can't hurt... HopeAgain Feb 2019 #6
Stress! eShirl Feb 2019 #9
He doesn't suffer from stress. colorado_ufo Feb 2019 #76
Brilliant nt Dunnjen Feb 2019 #152
LOL! fleur-de-lisa Feb 2019 #15
It's a race. Geechie Feb 2019 #21
Same here Rorey Feb 2019 #66
If Trump dies the Secret Service would need to have a 24 hour guard on the grave site. gordianot Feb 2019 #70
If Trump dies... SkyDaddy7 Feb 2019 #139
They talk a lot. gordianot Feb 2019 #141
And I'd bet we'd be deprived of an independent post-mortem of his carcass erronis Feb 2019 #92
Chuck it out of a helicopter. lagomorph777 Feb 2019 #100
The oceans have enough pollution already Bob Loblaw Feb 2019 #122
He would give the tiger sharks the runs for a week Norbert Feb 2019 #163
I want McConnell to die that way drmeow Feb 2019 #166
+1 2naSalit Feb 2019 #31
DUzy malaise Feb 2019 #33
Thank you. I needed it today mjvpi Feb 2019 #36
He likes to speed it up, you know Blue Owl Feb 2019 #37
Like yesterday wouldn't have been too soon. SammyWinstonJack Feb 2019 #45
I'll buy him a Super Size #1 if that will expedite the process crazycatlady Feb 2019 #85
Haha 🤣 mountain grammy Feb 2019 #93
My first thought....... JDC Feb 2019 #110
+1 Lets hope it does not work ;)...nt mitch96 Feb 2019 #120
Watching him explode in front of the cameras yuiyoshida Feb 2019 #121
That would be good news world wide wally Feb 2019 #126
Perfect image choice! n/t Judi Lynn Feb 2019 #159
Laughed so hard I scared the dog! Dem2theMax Feb 2019 #127
That was mean! azureblue Feb 2019 #133
I'm in on that world wide wally Feb 2019 #144
Yes. Yavin4 Feb 2019 #143
Really. I dont care. Do you? thegoose Feb 2019 #178
Well, in that case, no need for Mother Nature to further delay action. Tommy_Carcetti Feb 2019 #2
I have decided that we can only rely on cardiovascular disease... Dave Starsky Feb 2019 #55
Problem is we get Pence as the President then. cstanleytech Feb 2019 #71
We don't get Pelosi sabbat hunter Feb 2019 #80
For VP picks The Truth Is Here Feb 2019 #88
Well then it will be remaining unfilled I suspect as both the House and Senate have to approve of cstanleytech Feb 2019 #111
It'd be tough to not confirm a pick that wasn't a whack job. If there are any. oldsoftie Feb 2019 #118
nope..... getagrip_already Feb 2019 #81
Pelosi won't be VP under that scenario. Pence would be President but hopefully a lame duck. Tommy_Carcetti Feb 2019 #89
Pence doesn't have the cult following Trump does. Dave Starsky Feb 2019 #94
Maybe Mother Nature is playing with the asshole. Blue_true Feb 2019 #123
He is a walking disaster bdamomma Feb 2019 #7
all three???? niyad Feb 2019 #8
His brain malfunction is worsening The Blue Flower Feb 2019 #10
#3 zipplewrath Feb 2019 #13
He wanted to be a President like Reagan. LuvNewcastle Feb 2019 #83
Make it a Double Big Mac C_U_L8R Feb 2019 #16
his liver must look like Foie gras getagrip_already Feb 2019 #19
There is no fucking way he is 239 pounds. 47of74 Feb 2019 #72
Of course not LoveMyCali Feb 2019 #98
I saw that and I still call horse fucking shit. 47of74 Feb 2019 #149
Imagine his blood navigating all of that KFC and his heart pumping upstream RKP5637 Feb 2019 #20
the blood is probably bdamomma Feb 2019 #25
Yep, he likely has major carotid artery disease ... not good at all, a stroke can occur at any time RKP5637 Feb 2019 #27
Very informative thread bdamomma Feb 2019 #35
Yep, it's all starting to make sense!!! n/t RKP5637 Feb 2019 #44
It is bdamomma Feb 2019 #54
I'm hoping he blows a stroke that leaves him in a coma and drooling in his oatmeal. llmart Feb 2019 #58
He's created so much suffering over the years. He really is a sociopathic sadist. n/t RKP5637 Feb 2019 #61
I wonder if then the GOP would be willing to use the 25th amendment 47of74 Feb 2019 #174
Good. Squinch Feb 2019 #22
Any chance Dan Feb 2019 #23
Ha! SammyWinstonJack Feb 2019 #52
You can tell he has heart congestion by the way he gasps for air when he's talking on the tarmac PeeJ52 Feb 2019 #24
Remember his golf cart in Sicily? happybird Feb 2019 #48
Hell even when I weighed 120 pounds more than I do now I was able to do 700 yard walks. 47of74 Feb 2019 #175
"I really don't care. Do you?" FailureToCommunicate Feb 2019 #26
maybe we should send him double cheeseburgers every day scarytomcat Feb 2019 #86
We should all at least post pics of big, juicy burgers to his twitter account every day. nt yaesu Feb 2019 #106
And four scoops of super premium ice cream, you know, the super high fat ones. nt Blue_true Feb 2019 #124
Can the House subhoena his test results? Luka Boyd Feb 2019 #29
Yikes, I take 10 mg after a stent in 2012 bigbrother05 Feb 2019 #30
Good. Supersize the dosage x10 and call me in the morning. TheCowsCameHome Feb 2019 #34
... RKP5637 Feb 2019 #51
One of the rare or only ways he's "normal" loyalsister Feb 2019 #38
. snort Feb 2019 #39
LOL SunSeeker Feb 2019 #104
Well! That's the best news I've heard all week. smirkymonkey Feb 2019 #40
Bigly! SammyWinstonJack Feb 2019 #57
as I wrote on another site regarding his "clean bill of health"... Javaman Feb 2019 #41
Didn't his father have Alzheimer's? That's where I'd place my bets. Although, he isn't exactly C Moon Feb 2019 #42
Yeah, I'm betting he's early stage Alzheimer's, which took his evil daddy. nt SunSeeker Feb 2019 #105
He might have metabolic syndrome (very common in morbidly obese people). Honeycombe8 Feb 2019 #46
he is just a lazy asshole, doesn't read doesn't listen doesn't care scarytomcat Feb 2019 #91
Rosuvastatin 5mg, 10 mg, 20 mg and 40 mgFilm-coated Tablets report of effects NotHardly Feb 2019 #47
He's DEFINITELY addicted to this drug: BamaRefugee Feb 2019 #49
Love it! Thanks nt Ilsa Feb 2019 #60
fake news! Hermit-The-Prog Feb 2019 #50
It's nice to have some good news, for a change. DavidDvorkin Feb 2019 #53
I'm thinking #3. n/t Different Drummer Feb 2019 #56
I've been wondering about this for the last 24 hrs. He's at max daily dose of Ilsa Feb 2019 #59
KFC for dinner! Nt helpisontheway Feb 2019 #62
When he needs a new liver he'll just have an accused criminal with a matching tissue type executed. hunter Feb 2019 #63
Nah, Bannon promised his after the bottom falls out. TheCowsCameHome Feb 2019 #82
Statin's,.... NCDawg Feb 2019 #64
Wow. MarvinGardens Feb 2019 #179
My GP was happy!!! NCDawg Feb 2019 #180
Oh no! What will we do if our "stable genius" dies? dubyadiprecession Feb 2019 #65
He's going to live to be 100 theboss Feb 2019 #67
Presumed the diagnosis was sprinkleeninow Feb 2019 #68
Rachel Maddow did a whole block on the lies in the medical reports. infullview Feb 2019 #69
My god people! I want him to not be president and I want him prosecuted. defacto7 Feb 2019 #73
You've been here a long time; you're surprised?? oldsoftie Feb 2019 #114
Na, not surprised. But every once in a while I comment on it when I see it. defacto7 Feb 2019 #116
Agreed. oldsoftie Feb 2019 #117
+1 KentuckyWoman Feb 2019 #164
Where the Left differs from the Right Johnny2X2X Feb 2019 #74
Another proud graduate of Wikipedia State School of Medicine. Act_of_Reparation Feb 2019 #75
We've got many of those here. cwydro Feb 2019 #128
So he continues to eat a high fat diet . apcalc Feb 2019 #77
Nah, you guys have it all wrong. notKeith Feb 2019 #78
Quick read of sabbat hunter Feb 2019 #79
Well fuck. I feel sorry for him. 3Hotdogs Feb 2019 #84
Oh come on. lol Oneironaut Feb 2019 #87
We should send him six Big Macs and three large buckets of KFC every day! Still In Wisconsin Feb 2019 #90
jesus. EveHammond13 Feb 2019 #95
i hope it is ALL 3 EXPLANATIONS !!!!! trueblue2007 Feb 2019 #96
I take 40mg of Crestor daily at 53. Gore1FL Feb 2019 #97
Thank you for a bit of santiy Ms. Toad Feb 2019 #173
Let Us Not Forget That 100 Years Ago Vogon_Glory Feb 2019 #99
Hyperbolic title awesomerwb1 Feb 2019 #101
Diet Coke and Cheeseburgers. Wellstone ruled Feb 2019 #102
To help him feel better, we should all send him his favorite comfort foods IronLionZion Feb 2019 #103
Isn't Paula Dean the woman that breads and deep fries fat? Blue_true Feb 2019 #125
She deep fries everything, lots of fat, sugar, oil, etc. IronLionZion Feb 2019 #130
I workout every other day. But I do love my comfort food. Blue_true Feb 2019 #132
You just made Mike Pence do his happy dance. tclambert Feb 2019 #107
Well, his lifestyle and his obvious cognitive impairment would make the drug indicated. Texin Feb 2019 #108
Not long after his election I dabbed orange marker on a packing peanut and stuck pins in it Thekaspervote Feb 2019 #109
I'd like to send him coupon for a free deep fried hamberder. Alwaysna Feb 2019 #112
Poor Donnie. You must be so sad. lpbk2713 Feb 2019 #113
Likely All Three & Certainly Not a Surprise dlk Feb 2019 #115
With such a high dosage of this Rosuvastatin INdemo Feb 2019 #119
I take 40mg a day. Gore1FL Feb 2019 #150
I'm hoping the answer is "all of the above"... Hulk Feb 2019 #129
Where does the drug rosuvustatin benld74 Feb 2019 #131
link: DetlefK Feb 2019 #161
And judging from the shade of red on his face, he suffers from a serious case of rosacea. Initech Feb 2019 #136
Crestor Is Widely Used For High Colestrol DallasNE Feb 2019 #137
+1 Gore1FL Feb 2019 #151
This thread is wishful thinking. This statin drug is NO BIG DEAL. Liberal In Texas Feb 2019 #153
I Don't Want Him Dead--Death Is Too Good for Him: DoctorJoJo Feb 2019 #138
Is someone trying to kill him? LiberalFighter Feb 2019 #140
I KNOW there are some genuine medical professionals here at DU. Can anyone bullwinkle428 Feb 2019 #142
Genuine or not, no medical professional worth their diploma will diagnose from afar. cwydro Feb 2019 #155
The info given about Crestor (rosuvastatin) is wrong. KentuckyWoman Feb 2019 #165
I'll take door number 3 please. harumph Feb 2019 #145
The premises are mistaken elias7 Feb 2019 #146
I wonder if he uses his fake tan to hide his jaundice W T F Feb 2019 #147
He doesn't eat healthy foods, gets little exercise. He's obese. What sad human being. YOHABLO Feb 2019 #148
Medical balancing act Aussie105 Feb 2019 #154
It will be a day of worldwide celebration dalton99a Feb 2019 #156
Since emergency declaration is going to the courts, Cold War Spook Feb 2019 #158
I'm on 40 of Crestor (Rosuvastatin) Soxfan58 Feb 2019 #167
Yes, that will be two double cheeseburgers with extra triglycerides and carcinogens... lambchopp59 Feb 2019 #168
243 pounds? YEAH. In. His. Diaper. 47of74 Feb 2019 #169
This Is What 6'3" & 250 Pounds Looks Like DallasNE Feb 2019 #172
That dosage also increases the risk of renal failure. appleannie1943 Feb 2019 #171
Thoughts & prayers, & a lg. side of waffle fries Sugar Smack Feb 2019 #177
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