"Romney won the bar fight, Santorum is drinking the free drinks and Newt Gingrich is

[Kennah]

2. As for the rest of them

Michelle Bachmann can't get anyone to listen as she continues to tell everyone, "I'm a serious barfighter, too."

Herman Cain is trying to buy a lap dance from a female patron, and won't rule out getting into a future barfight.

Ron Paul is arguing that the barfight didn't adhere to the Marquess of Queensberry Rules.

Rick Perry can't remember what was in the three drinks he ordered. Oops.

Jon Huntsman was outside following his dog with a pooper scooper when the fight went down.

Gary Johnson left the bar before the fight went down.

Tim Pawlenty went home after having one drink at 9:30 in the morning.

Donald Trump just announced that he once shaved Vince McMahon bald so he would make for an excellent barfighter.