Passenger opens plane emergency exit thinking it was the toilet

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. In mid-flight he couldn't have opened the door.

Because the cabin is pressurized it's impossible to open an airplane door in flight, but most people don't know that so they freak out if someone tries to do it. I can't even figure out how this guy managed to mistake the exit door for the restroom door, since exit doors are large and heavy and take some effort to open.