What birthday gift would you like to give Trump? [View all]

I would give him a cactus with instructions to tell him what to do with it (would have to be in pictures!).

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What birthday gift would you like to give Trump? [View all]	Doodley	Jun 2019	OP
His very own prison cell	Brawndo	Jun 2019	#1
...	SWBTATTReg	Jun 2019	#2
A one way ticket to hell.	sheshe2	Jun 2019	#3
None	marybourg	Jun 2019	#4
A size 10 boot.	lpbk2713	Jun 2019	#5
Planting Instructions: Dig a 12" hole using a shovel. Place in hole, backfill and tread down.	Doodley	Jun 2019	#25
A steaming pile of Shit	ProudMNDemocrat	Jun 2019	#6
Will that be gift wrapped or dumped on his head?	Doodley	Jun 2019	#23
a straight jacket, for sure...	hlthe2b	Jun 2019	#7
Good one! I agree about adding a gag. Make him laugh!	Doodley	Jun 2019	#20
A bigly case of VD	ProudLib72	Jun 2019	#8
A bag for over his head	Ohiogal	Jun 2019	#9
I've found the perfect birthday gifts:	Dennis Donovan	Jun 2019	#10
Good color choice, but it would never fit.	Doodley	Jun 2019	#24
Five minutes in a closet with me.	panader0	Jun 2019	#11
Are you going to ???? him?	Doodley	Jun 2019	#22
a single wilted rose	BillyBobBrilliant	Jun 2019	#12
His arrest warrant and eviction papers.	LonePirate	Jun 2019	#13
A one-way ticket to The Hague	Blue Owl	Jun 2019	#14
Rampant jock itch.	Totally Tunsie	Jun 2019	#15
Extra high cholesterol n/t	JesterCS	Jun 2019	#16
Given his girth...	VarryOn	Jun 2019	#19
Lockjaw....	No Vested Interest	Jun 2019	#17
I'd just settle for some nice blisters on his tweet thumbs.	Initech	Jun 2019	#35
That works well too.	No Vested Interest	Jun 2019	#40
Turd Sandwich	lettucebe	Jun 2019	#18
A 10x10 cell with all of his dictator buddies	Doreen	Jun 2019	#21
An orange jumpsuit for him and his offspring.	redstatebluegirl	Jun 2019	#26
All the rope he needs to hang himself.	pnwest	Jun 2019	#27
Beat him with a baseball bat	TEB	Jun 2019	#28
Anonymity	Thomas Hurt	Jun 2019	#29
a headstone ???	sdfernando	Jun 2019	#30
A big big heart attack.	nocoincidences	Jun 2019	#31
This	malaise	Jun 2019	#32
A menu for his last meal.	kacekwl	Jun 2019	#33
The same thing he gave Puerto Rico: A nice bag of Paper Towel Brand Paper Towels.	Initech	Jun 2019	#34
Impeachment hearings. n/t	Crunchy Frog	Jun 2019	#36
A coronary...	Volaris	Jun 2019	#37
adderall, potato chips, and unlimited triple cheeseburgers.	ecstatic	Jun 2019	#38
a funeral.	lastlib	Jun 2019	#39
I'd like to give him an open can of fuck off.	LuckyCharms	Jun 2019	#41