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ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
52. Nope, not satire unfortunately
Mon Jun 17, 2019, 09:03 PM
Jun 2019

This is what happens when giving birth is exceptionally dangerous and you have to take the baby's soul into consideration as well. It's amazing what people used to get up to a few hundred years ago. I'm sure that, in another hundred years, people will look back on us with as much incredulity.

Your logic is unassailable! Fla Dem Jun 2019 #1
That is a superb rejoinder. 3catwoman3 Jun 2019 #5
Please feel free! Fla Dem Jun 2019 #28
Ask them this. I did once. slater71 Jun 2019 #2
I said something similar to that to a lady at work one day. blueinredohio Jun 2019 #4
And THAT is the perfect question. 3catwoman3 Jun 2019 #7
The perfect STFU to the "Pro-Life" crowd. amb123 Jun 2019 #27
How about asking them if they are willing to pay increased taxes to build more schools. greymattermom Jun 2019 #63
In the west end I saw some last summer protesting underpants Jun 2019 #3
Not really funny Cartoonist Jun 2019 #6
Which brings to mind another point I've made to them in the past Goodheart Jun 2019 #8
DON'T give them any ideas !!! pangaia Jun 2019 #10
They are, in fact, armed and dangerous. They doxx people.They stalk the children of clinic employees Hekate Jun 2019 #61
Unbaptized babies go straight to purgatory ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #9
What a racket! Goodheart Jun 2019 #11
Well, they stopped doing that a little while ago ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #14
Good lord. :) Goodheart Jun 2019 #15
Looks like an effective tool for inducing saline abortions... TygrBright Jun 2019 #26
I was hoping this was satire. Apparently not. Jesus H. 3catwoman3 Jun 2019 #49
Nope, not satire unfortunately ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #52
I look on us with incredulity... 3catwoman3 Jun 2019 #57
Political and medical reasons converge in the southern states ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #58
No...they went to "limbo" brooklynite Jun 2019 #17
Purgatory is a clean up? Goodheart Jun 2019 #20
Purgatory was presumed to be a place for people old enough to be considered "mature"... brooklynite Jun 2019 #23
Sure, but there's nothing "clean" about that, either. :) Goodheart Jun 2019 #24
when fundies say to me, "I'll pray for you", I respond, "I'll think for you"... Javaman Jun 2019 #12
I gotta remember that one. In fact Blue_playwright Jun 2019 #13
I'll think for you...because you obviously don't. Merlot Jun 2019 #16
Ha rusty quoin Jun 2019 #21
I have always wondered what do they pray for me to have? Delmette2.0 Jun 2019 #39
Ooooh - that is very good. 3catwoman3 Jun 2019 #50
You'd do just as well to whip out your magic wand... hunter Jun 2019 #18
logic won't work on those people AlexSFCA Jun 2019 #19
facepalm 47of74 Jun 2019 #22
Maybe you can bring your own brochures for adopting foster kids. jmbar2 Jun 2019 #25
Certainly a big part of it is an issue of who would support these children if they were born ...... Ohiogal Jun 2019 #29
Okay, figure this out jmowreader Jun 2019 #30
Nothing these people say makes rational sense. mwb970 Jun 2019 #31
Point out to them that god is history's most-notorious abortionist. stopbush Jun 2019 #32
That would have taken too long. :) Goodheart Jun 2019 #35
I've asked Catholics to consider the following TlalocW Jun 2019 #38
Until 200 years ago, the RCC promoted the dogma of ensoulment, stopbush Jun 2019 #41
From Billy Connolly uriel1972 Jun 2019 #47
ive been asking that question for years . AllaN01Bear Jun 2019 #33
Nothing about Christianity makes sense to me vlyons Jun 2019 #34
I like their explanation of who Jesus was... Goodheart Jun 2019 #36
And he had the distinct advantage of being the boss's son. VOX Jun 2019 #51
And he got to be God forever after his "ultimate sacrifice". Goodheart Jun 2019 #54
Not too crazy about it myself! VOX Jun 2019 #56
Ask, "But what if the fetus you save is gay?" OMGWTF Jun 2019 #37
I thought this up, and I'm sure many others have too TlalocW Jun 2019 #40
Those whackos would probably save the embryos just to make a point. Goodheart Jun 2019 #43
I see the logic, but these are fundies.... lastlib Jun 2019 #60
Bravo! n/t Soph0571 Jun 2019 #42
Sometime try asking them why they think god needs their help lunatica Jun 2019 #44
I'll give you some other things to say! EndGOPPropaganda Jun 2019 #45
Catholic School tiptonic Jun 2019 #46
THAT is one of the most beautiful traps I have ever read. KentuckyWoman Jun 2019 #48
My father sellitman Jun 2019 #53
Sounds like I would have! Goodheart Jun 2019 #55
Well played, well played!!!!! Blue_true Jun 2019 #59
I have one simple line I use with all obnoxious in your face fundies. gordianot Jun 2019 #62
It's fun to mess with the crazy Jesus people. Vinca Jun 2019 #64
My response is LittleGirl Jun 2019 #65
Doing God's work would be aborting as many as possible. Ligyron Jun 2019 #66
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