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Dennis Donovan

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2. 40 yrs ago, I was nearly hit by a car when walking to market for Little Debbies...

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 07:41 AM

Jul 2019

My buds and I were BAKED, and I drew the short straw, so to speak. So, walking across the street to the P&C market, I failed to notice a car turning out of the parking lot, and he failed to see me. Missed me by inches.

The moral to the story isn't to avoid crossing streets when stoned; it's to buy the LD's *before* sparking up.

*on edit; also, don't feed diabetic police horses:

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