Shakespeare does Twitler

[Leith]

3. This one is good, too

Hamlet, act 5, scene 5

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

But the words are too pretty for the orange lump.