You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President

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6. They were afraid you were going to control the peanut oil market. Once you held.....

..... the major percentage of the world market.

Then you would be able to control the peanut oil futures market and make a financial killing by manipulating how many peanuts you picked to control the amount of oil extraction from the raw peanuts you allowed.

We are talking thousands of dollars a year in revenue.

This would allow you to live a lavish lifestyle. Buying a new car every 3 years. Not to mention the new jon boat and trailer every 5 years to park in your two stall detached garage.

There are limits to the wealth a president should control. A two-week vacation every year to go fishing is pushing the limits of acceptable leisure time.

Of course, you had to give up your peanut farm.