If Chump owned a peanut farm ... (Reply #7)

In the discussion thread: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President [View all]

Fri Oct 18, 2019, 08:56 AM

FakeNoose (13,097 posts)

7. If Chump owned a peanut farm ...

1) He would have made the peanut (and peanut butter) the national patriotic food of America
2) He would be selling bags of "Trump Nuts" in every grocery and convenience store in the US
3) His kids would be shilling for Trump Nuts all over Europe and Asia
4) Peanut butter & jelly would be a required food in every US school cafeteria

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12 replies	Author	Time	Post
You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President [View all]	Soph0571	Oct 18	OP
Oh yeah.. more relevant	Cha	Oct 18	#1
Morning!!! -	Soph0571	Oct 18	#2
There WERE differences:	MyOwnPeace	Oct 18	#3
They don't make presidents like they used to	IronLionZion	Oct 18	#4
At the rate Trump is going, there won't BE a G7 by next year...	Moostache	Oct 18	#5
They were afraid you were going to control the peanut oil market. Once you held.....	usaf-vet	Oct 18	#6
If Chump owned a peanut farm ...	FakeNoose	Oct 18	#7
He would ban chocolate spread?	Soph0571	Oct 18	#8
Yep - and Nutella!	FakeNoose	Oct 18	#12
But, I heardd he only served peanut butter	whistler162	Oct 18	#9
Republicans love a double standard	dlk	Oct 18	#10
YES!	Blue Owl	Oct 18	#11

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