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BigOleDummy

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2. Well actually

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Mon Oct 28, 2019, 04:49 AM

Oct 2019

Actually MY first thought was that he couldn't hold the ball in his tiny little hands OR throw it from mound to plate but the mental image you gave me of thousands of beers being thrown ….lol. Oh, wouldn't that fun to watch

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The REAL reason Trump didn't get to throw out the first pitch [View all] jmowreader Oct 2019 OP

Trump couldn't throw a pitch from the pitcher's mound to home plate in his dreams sop Oct 2019 #1

That was my theory Trenzalore Oct 2019 #9

I agree, I figured that he just couldn't throw MiniMe Oct 2019 #10

Correct. It would shatter his illusion of being the "alpha male" "best at everything" blugbox Oct 2019 #14

Well actually BigOleDummy Oct 2019 #2

His "Made in China" tie would've been soaked. CaptYossarian Oct 2019 #5

According to the White House press office... ExciteBike66 Oct 2019 #3

... trusty elf Oct 2019 #4

It's because he's too fat and old to do it well. NCLefty Oct 2019 #6

They could have let him throw paper towels. milestogo Oct 2019 #7

It would have taken the rest of the night... importDavid Oct 2019 #8

Fingers too small to hold baseball. Jakes Progress Oct 2019 #11

People like Trump are the reasons why staduims serve beer in plastic cups instead of bottles. TheBlackAdder Oct 2019 #12

The way he remembers it this morning, he threw out the first pitch and everybody cheered for him all TeamPooka Oct 2019 #13

Nat's pitcher came up to him crying and begged, blugbox Oct 2019 #15

He would have bounced it... then on Twitter he would have claimed it was a 98 mph fastball. n/t Still In Wisconsin Oct 2019 #16

Maybe he was afraid someone would take a shot at him GreatCaesarsGhost Oct 2019 #17

he supposedly wears a bullet proof vest. /nt IcyPeas Oct 2019 #18