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smirkymonkey

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17. Dear Teacher...
Thu Oct 31, 2019, 05:55 PM
Oct 2019

The dog ate my son's homework. All of it. It was very unfair of you to give him an F. If he had been able to turn it in, it would have been a perfect, beautiful specimen worthy of an A++. You can take our word for it. Signed, Mr & Mrs. Trump (his enablers). P.S. He is also sick and will be out for the rest of the semester.

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