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The Velveteen Ocelot

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5. He should demonstrate how well that works

Reply to HAB911 (Original post)

Sun Mar 22, 2020, 12:31 PM

Mar 2020

by licking handrails and door handles in public places for a couple of days, then using a hair dryer on his nose. Report back 14 days later, Commissioner Culpepper.

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All we need to do is stick a hair dryer up our nose! [View all] HAB911 Mar 2020 OP

What an idiot Rorey Mar 2020 #1

Ironically the check out lady at my local grocery was touting the same thing... Bullfeathers...nt mitch96 Mar 2020 #12

Reliable and OANN underpants Mar 2020 #2

OANN is going to kill a lot of people. HotTeaBag Mar 2020 #6

Hey I'd love for these people to smarten up and not be insane Afromania Mar 2020 #3

OH, Cabella's is selling a cure right now! HAB911 Mar 2020 #4

He should demonstrate how well that works The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2020 #5

Notice the guy in the middle genxlib Mar 2020 #7

132Deg up your nose, eh? Can we get Trump two blowers??? marble falls Mar 2020 #8

Yup, one for his nose and one for his ass... he blows up in the middle and all is good.......nt mitch96 Mar 2020 #13

If there is an upside to this virus Ferryboat Mar 2020 #9

I think we found our new HHS Secretary when the current one exits? Brainfodder Mar 2020 #10

I'm going to try my soldering iron. Be right back... n/t zackymilly Mar 2020 #11

I just spit my precious banana all over! That is funny! sinkingfeeling Mar 2020 #15

In other news, Commissioner Culpepper has discovered a Buns_of_Fire Mar 2020 #14

blowdryer or shop-vac? Hermit-The-Prog Mar 2020 #17

BWAHAHAHAAAAAA nt coti Mar 2020 #19

And down into your lungs! No probs! jeffreyi Mar 2020 #16

snopes: False IcyPeas Mar 2020 #18

"...there's a lot of baloney out there on social media" !! coti Mar 2020 #20