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Don't forget we'll convert 'em all to Islam! Drunken Irishman Sep 2012 #1
Well, yeah, that goes without saying. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #3
I thought theKed Sep 2012 #14
Don't present facts! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #22
Commies, atheists, fascists, Muslims, they are all the same thing now arcane1 Sep 2012 #31
When the facts begin to contradict, just yell, "9/11!" or "Freedom is not free!" n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #36
Not just Islam: *Atheist* Islam. (nt) Posteritatis Sep 2012 #57
Bwahahahaha! valerief Sep 2012 #75
Ah'm not doin' nuthin' but wait fer mah check to come in... nolabear Sep 2012 #2
Ah-yep. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #5
Can we force it on them retroactively? That'll be the end of the screaming. freshwest Sep 2012 #37
I'm not in charge, that's why I'm asking. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #38
I'm not in charge and won't force anyone to do anything. But R$R would... freshwest Sep 2012 #39
Definitely a gay marriage candidate there. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #41
Right after we take all his Guns. Wives. Children. Pets. Christmas Tree. freshwest Sep 2012 #44
Just like we did after he was first elected NightWatcher Sep 2012 #4
Really. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #7
Like Mitt's resignation from Bain, the abortions will be retroactive... rfranklin Sep 2012 #6
Ooo, adding time paradox already. I like it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #8
I consider this yet another failure of Obama's first term SmileyRose Sep 2012 #9
Right? What's the point of having a Gay Conspiracy if you won't use it? n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #11
I dunno, but there's a limit to how much I can help round them up, because I don't have a car. kestrel91316 Sep 2012 #10
The mob rules! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #12
Right after the Great Obama Gun Grab B Calm Sep 2012 #13
yes, that has to be priority one. lol. Coexist Sep 2012 #15
Oh, right. Did they decide to smelt the guns to build free clinics or community art centers? n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #16
I still think mobilizing teh gay should have come first SmileyRose Sep 2012 #23
That and my socialist utopia he has failed to deliver. I voted for that, and a pony. freshwest Sep 2012 #43
We wait till they aren't expecting us. nt Mnemosyne Sep 2012 #17
Our cars may have ribbon magnets, or they may not. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #18
After we corral them into FEMA camps Bobbie Jo Sep 2012 #19
One formaldehyde trailer a family. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #24
After the death panels have done their dastardly work treestar Sep 2012 #20
Everyone over thirty goes to Carousel for renewal. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #27
As long as it takes to change into the appropriate outfit xchrom Sep 2012 #21
Practical. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #28
Can we make them "retroactive, please" SoCalDem Sep 2012 #25
Maybe, once we replace God with Science. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #29
why should only republicans have those rights? yawnmaster Sep 2012 #26
Oh no, they should. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #30
We probably won't hear that much about either Frustratedlady Sep 2012 #32
Politicians? No. The lay rubes they've duped? Yep. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #33
Right away I say, all the guys also get compulsory vasectomies and the women are sterilized. Pyrzqxgl Sep 2012 #34
Efficient. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #35
never ananda Sep 2012 #40
Aw. Not even a little? porphyrian Sep 2012 #42
Right after we set up the death panels Shankapotomus Sep 2012 #45
Grandparents first! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #46
Never, we don't force anyone, but make it a choice for everyone. pediatricmedic Sep 2012 #47
Anti-prosthelytizationist stance, check. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #50
Why do I feel like you butchered that word, but a check is warranted :) pediatricmedic Sep 2012 #79
I've got a degree in word butchery, so it's OK. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #81
I thought that was supposed to be done by now Incitatus Sep 2012 #48
Yeah, we're late because of illegal immigration and unions. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #52
As soon as we convert the economy to Communism! n/t backscatter712 Sep 2012 #49
I can't wait to share their paychecks. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #54
Sharia Law! jberryhill Sep 2012 #51
Burkas for everyone! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #55
Burkas, Abortions, and Gay Marriage! jberryhill Sep 2012 #59
Oh my! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #60
Immediately, especially the abortions, lol. Also an IQ test for voter registration! DrewFlorida Sep 2012 #53
Definitely, IQ tests given for free in public libraries. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #56
I'm in favor of a bill outlawing religious hypocrisy, punishable by imprisonment with Ted Nugent. DrewFlorida Sep 2012 #58
Yes, and they are fed only vegetables. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #61
Ooh bad, bad. That would be cruel and unusual punishment. Autumn Sep 2012 #62
Yes. I'll marry all the women right after you impregnate them and lindysalsagal Sep 2012 #63
OK, we've got a lot of work to do. Thanks, everybody. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #69
Just as soon as we shower them with Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and Obamacare. nt valerief Sep 2012 #64
That's on the schedule right before making the Boy Scouts a gay rights organization. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #70
I believe that the forced gay marriages will start at the election night victory party. mythology Sep 2012 #65
Someone has to control the breeders. Check. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #71
How I wish abortions could be retroactive.............eom mrmpa Sep 2012 #66
You are not alone. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #72
The better question is where to impliment Sharia law. GOD'S law. nt cecilfirefox Sep 2012 #67
I think we should start that in Kansas. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #73
But first, Republican women must all be forced to wear burquas. Ikonoklast Sep 2012 #68
Most definitely. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #74
Right after we explain why we haven't done it over the past four years. gollygee Sep 2012 #76
They think that's proof he can't do his job. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #77
I'm so disappointed in Obama, this was supposed to have already happened! NashvilleLefty Sep 2012 #78
I know, but promoting socialism is difficult with so many freeloading victims amongst us. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #80
Immediately upon completion of processing them into the re-education camps. Forced sterilization Egalitarian Thug Sep 2012 #82
Right, the classes...I almost forgot, thanks. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #83
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