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65. I believe that the forced gay marriages will start at the election night victory party.

Sun Sep 16, 2012, 11:54 PM

Sep 2012

But I could be wrong. I'm not gay so I don't necessarily have the up to date gay agenda.

However the forced abortions will start immediately as that goes back to the environmentalists' concerns of overpopulation.

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So, how soon after we elect Obama do we force abortions and gay marriage on republicans? [View all] porphyrian Sep 2012 OP

Don't forget we'll convert 'em all to Islam! Drunken Irishman Sep 2012 #1

Well, yeah, that goes without saying. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #3

I thought theKed Sep 2012 #14

Don't present facts! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #22

Commies, atheists, fascists, Muslims, they are all the same thing now arcane1 Sep 2012 #31

When the facts begin to contradict, just yell, "9/11!" or "Freedom is not free!" n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #36

Not just Islam: *Atheist* Islam. (nt) Posteritatis Sep 2012 #57

Bwahahahaha! valerief Sep 2012 #75

Ah'm not doin' nuthin' but wait fer mah check to come in... nolabear Sep 2012 #2

Ah-yep. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #5

Can we force it on them retroactively? That'll be the end of the screaming. freshwest Sep 2012 #37

I'm not in charge, that's why I'm asking. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #38

I'm not in charge and won't force anyone to do anything. But R$R would... freshwest Sep 2012 #39

Definitely a gay marriage candidate there. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #41

Right after we take all his Guns. Wives. Children. Pets. Christmas Tree. freshwest Sep 2012 #44

Just like we did after he was first elected NightWatcher Sep 2012 #4

Really. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #7

Like Mitt's resignation from Bain, the abortions will be retroactive... rfranklin Sep 2012 #6

Ooo, adding time paradox already. I like it. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #8

I consider this yet another failure of Obama's first term SmileyRose Sep 2012 #9

Right? What's the point of having a Gay Conspiracy if you won't use it? n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #11

I dunno, but there's a limit to how much I can help round them up, because I don't have a car. kestrel91316 Sep 2012 #10

The mob rules! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #12

Right after the Great Obama Gun Grab B Calm Sep 2012 #13

yes, that has to be priority one. lol. Coexist Sep 2012 #15

Oh, right. Did they decide to smelt the guns to build free clinics or community art centers? n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #16

I still think mobilizing teh gay should have come first SmileyRose Sep 2012 #23

That and my socialist utopia he has failed to deliver. I voted for that, and a pony. freshwest Sep 2012 #43

We wait till they aren't expecting us. nt Mnemosyne Sep 2012 #17

Our cars may have ribbon magnets, or they may not. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #18

After we corral them into FEMA camps Bobbie Jo Sep 2012 #19

One formaldehyde trailer a family. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #24

After the death panels have done their dastardly work treestar Sep 2012 #20

Everyone over thirty goes to Carousel for renewal. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #27

As long as it takes to change into the appropriate outfit xchrom Sep 2012 #21

Practical. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #28

Can we make them "retroactive, please" SoCalDem Sep 2012 #25

Maybe, once we replace God with Science. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #29

why should only republicans have those rights? yawnmaster Sep 2012 #26

Oh no, they should. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #30

We probably won't hear that much about either Frustratedlady Sep 2012 #32

Politicians? No. The lay rubes they've duped? Yep. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #33

Right away I say, all the guys also get compulsory vasectomies and the women are sterilized. Pyrzqxgl Sep 2012 #34

Efficient. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #35

never ananda Sep 2012 #40

Aw. Not even a little? porphyrian Sep 2012 #42

Right after we set up the death panels Shankapotomus Sep 2012 #45

Grandparents first! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #46

Never, we don't force anyone, but make it a choice for everyone. pediatricmedic Sep 2012 #47

Anti-prosthelytizationist stance, check. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #50

Why do I feel like you butchered that word, but a check is warranted :) pediatricmedic Sep 2012 #79

I've got a degree in word butchery, so it's OK. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #81

I thought that was supposed to be done by now Incitatus Sep 2012 #48

Yeah, we're late because of illegal immigration and unions. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #52

As soon as we convert the economy to Communism! n/t backscatter712 Sep 2012 #49

I can't wait to share their paychecks. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #54

Sharia Law! jberryhill Sep 2012 #51

Burkas for everyone! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #55

Burkas, Abortions, and Gay Marriage! jberryhill Sep 2012 #59

Oh my! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #60

Immediately, especially the abortions, lol. Also an IQ test for voter registration! DrewFlorida Sep 2012 #53

Definitely, IQ tests given for free in public libraries. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #56

I'm in favor of a bill outlawing religious hypocrisy, punishable by imprisonment with Ted Nugent. DrewFlorida Sep 2012 #58

Yes, and they are fed only vegetables. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #61

Ooh bad, bad. That would be cruel and unusual punishment. Autumn Sep 2012 #62

Yes. I'll marry all the women right after you impregnate them and lindysalsagal Sep 2012 #63

OK, we've got a lot of work to do. Thanks, everybody. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #69

Just as soon as we shower them with Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and Obamacare. nt valerief Sep 2012 #64

That's on the schedule right before making the Boy Scouts a gay rights organization. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #70

I believe that the forced gay marriages will start at the election night victory party. mythology Sep 2012 #65

Someone has to control the breeders. Check. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #71

How I wish abortions could be retroactive.............eom mrmpa Sep 2012 #66

You are not alone. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #72

The better question is where to impliment Sharia law. GOD'S law. nt cecilfirefox Sep 2012 #67

I think we should start that in Kansas. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #73

But first, Republican women must all be forced to wear burquas. Ikonoklast Sep 2012 #68

Most definitely. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #74

Right after we explain why we haven't done it over the past four years. gollygee Sep 2012 #76

They think that's proof he can't do his job. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #77

I'm so disappointed in Obama, this was supposed to have already happened! NashvilleLefty Sep 2012 #78

I know, but promoting socialism is difficult with so many freeloading victims amongst us. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #80

Immediately upon completion of processing them into the re-education camps. Forced sterilization Egalitarian Thug Sep 2012 #82

Right, the classes...I almost forgot, thanks. n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #83