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In reply to the discussion: So, how soon after we elect Obama do we force abortions and gay marriage on republicans? [View all]NashvilleLefty
(811 posts)78. I'm so disappointed in Obama, this was supposed to have already happened!
When we elected Obama in 2008, I thought that by now all guns would be confiscated, everyone would be gay-married because hetero marriage was outlawed - but everyone would be forced to have sex with members of the opposite sex so that we still could have abortions. Which would be difficult since every man was forced to wear a condom, but we can still HOPE!
I am so disappointed that people still have guns, heteros are still getting married, and every child isn't aborted that I am not voting for Obama again. I guess I'll have to vote Green Party.
OH, and BTW;
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So, how soon after we elect Obama do we force abortions and gay marriage on republicans? [View all]
porphyrian
Sep 2012
OP
When the facts begin to contradict, just yell, "9/11!" or "Freedom is not free!" n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#36
I dunno, but there's a limit to how much I can help round them up, because I don't have a car.
kestrel91316
Sep 2012
#10
Oh, right. Did they decide to smelt the guns to build free clinics or community art centers? n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#16
That and my socialist utopia he has failed to deliver. I voted for that, and a pony.
freshwest
Sep 2012
#43
Right away I say, all the guys also get compulsory vasectomies and the women are sterilized.
Pyrzqxgl
Sep 2012
#34
Immediately, especially the abortions, lol. Also an IQ test for voter registration!
DrewFlorida
Sep 2012
#53
I'm in favor of a bill outlawing religious hypocrisy, punishable by imprisonment with Ted Nugent.
DrewFlorida
Sep 2012
#58
Just as soon as we shower them with Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and Obamacare. nt
valerief
Sep 2012
#64
That's on the schedule right before making the Boy Scouts a gay rights organization. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#70
I believe that the forced gay marriages will start at the election night victory party.
mythology
Sep 2012
#65
I'm so disappointed in Obama, this was supposed to have already happened!
NashvilleLefty
Sep 2012
#78
I know, but promoting socialism is difficult with so many freeloading victims amongst us. n/t
porphyrian
Sep 2012
#80
Immediately upon completion of processing them into the re-education camps. Forced sterilization
Egalitarian Thug
Sep 2012
#82