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Jspur

(578 posts)
2. Lmao it's going to be
Thu Jul 23, 2020, 11:31 PM
Jul 2020

weird to know that he's only going to be a 5 minute drive away from my home. I'm definitely going to feel his stench on Monday. I just wonder how many secret service people we are going to have around here. I work at home so I don't have to worry about driving anywhere.

Throw salt on your porch and lock your door blogslut Jul 2020 #1
Lmao it's going to be Jspur Jul 2020 #2
Nonono - you have to Retrograde Jul 2020 #7
Hang garlic strings on the porch as well onetexan Jul 2020 #18
Excellent suggestion, onetexan! Cha Jul 2020 #21
You're going to have to burn some sage and/or call a priest The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2020 #3
Hang garlic on the windows too nt backtoblue Jul 2020 #5
I'm immune to him. Jspur Jul 2020 #8
Excellent.. Thank You, Jspur! Cha Jul 2020 #22
I'm really sorry. MontanaMama Jul 2020 #4
I'm thinking of protesting Jspur Jul 2020 #6
Be sure to wear a mask.... Sogo Jul 2020 #10
I will definitely wear Jspur Jul 2020 #13
Do it! MontanaMama Jul 2020 #11
Morrisville is a suburb Jspur Jul 2020 #12
Good to know, Mahalo!!! My sister lives in Asheville, NC Cha Jul 2020 #23
Take some mashed potatoes with you and throw it at the car MagickMuffin Jul 2020 #15
If you know his route BlueSpot Jul 2020 #9
Bwaaahahahhaaaaaaa nt electric_blue68 Jul 2020 #24
Overpasses are heavily protected unc70 Jul 2020 #27
You could fart in his general direction. C_U_L8R Jul 2020 #14
Tell him to come to Portland gratuitous Jul 2020 #16
Lamb's blood on the door jambs and the lintel... Wounded Bear Jul 2020 #17
Ha. You beat me to it. Chipper Chat Jul 2020 #19
Damn, he's gonna breathe all over the vaccines LeftInTX Jul 2020 #20
My oldest son used to live practically across the street mnhtnbb Jul 2020 #25
Agree the distance from RDU to Jspur Jul 2020 #29
Hopefully he loses NC Jspur Jul 2020 #31
Condolences. Crunchy Frog Jul 2020 #26
When he told cops to "rough them up a little " he was 5 miles from my house Danmel Jul 2020 #28
Wow that speech legendary in a Jspur Jul 2020 #30
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