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LuckyCharms

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16. VP Biden should bring a few different red and blue ties with him.

Fri Aug 28, 2020, 08:22 PM

Aug 2020

Then, one of Biden's aides should scope out what tie Trump will be wearing at the podium.

Then Biden should choose one of the ties that he brought with him that is the exact same color as Trump's tie.

Biden should then put on the tie, only tie it in a manner that it hangs about a foot and a half longer than Trump's most certainly already too long tie.

Then when they come out and shake hands, Biden should point at the bottom of Trump's tie, and then point at the bottom of his own. Then Biden should shake his head at Trump in disappointment and disgust. Biden should then laugh and flash his brilliant smile, indicate that he was just kidding, laugh, and slap Trump on the back and give him a quick neck rub in a show of dominance, while laughing in a good natured manner.

This would fuck Trump up so bad, he would be useless...even more useless than he always is. Hard to recover from that kind of mocking.

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Biden should create a zinger for the debates [View all] Solomon Aug 2020 OP

Person. Woman. Man. President. Impeached. soothsayer Aug 2020 #1

Lol Le Roi de Pot Aug 2020 #22

"Go fuck yourself asshole." lpbk2713 Aug 2020 #2

Lol. Solomon Aug 2020 #4

I hope Biden's debate team puts him through fire, because NCDem47 Aug 2020 #3

"enough!" "we've had enough!" unblock Aug 2020 #5

"Basta" will energize the Latinx vote too SpaceNeedle Aug 2020 #28

Are you still alive? we can do it Aug 2020 #6

Biden's gonna have a hard time choosing from all the zingers available. gulliver Aug 2020 #7

Agree. NCDem47 Aug 2020 #8

He has it already malaise Aug 2020 #9

I like that. Solomon Aug 2020 #17

+1 KentuckyWoman Aug 2020 #21

Well he could say as Barack used to say and then add malarkey malaise Aug 2020 #25

Even if Biden limits "malarkey" to every 4th lie KentuckyWoman Aug 2020 #26

ROFL malaise Aug 2020 #27

If my hearing isn't failing The Wizard Aug 2020 #10

"Fuck you and that fucking parasite family of yours." Drunken Irishman Aug 2020 #11

Cracking me up. Solomon Aug 2020 #18

He just needs to say at some point SlogginThroughIt Aug 2020 #12

Not really a zinger but Miigwech Aug 2020 #13

I have a couple... essaynnc Aug 2020 #14

"[insert broken promise here]" Lock him up. Aug 2020 #29

"Except for the small incident, Mrs Lincoln, how did you like the play?" kentuck Aug 2020 #15

VP Biden should bring a few different red and blue ties with him. LuckyCharms Aug 2020 #16

"C'mon man, even Fred would be ashamed." Iterate Aug 2020 #19

No, don't bring up family unless it's someone that works in the white house JI7 Aug 2020 #24

The racist slumlord Klansman sculptor of that malformed cult leader Iterate Aug 2020 #31

Biden is playing to the audience. Whatever he uses should be something the audience JI7 Aug 2020 #32

Just mime the puppet strings meadowlander Aug 2020 #20

Something similar to the Giuliani one about 9/11 JI7 Aug 2020 #23

"Just shut the fuck up you lying asshole". lame54 Aug 2020 #30

How Do You Think It Would Play If Biden Actually Challenged Him To A Fight? ChoppinBroccoli Aug 2020 #33

I Think He Could Score Huge Points With "America, Aren't You TIRED Of This?" ChoppinBroccoli Aug 2020 #34