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mercuryblues

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14. Charge him $30.00 for a life preserver

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #11)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:18 PM

Sep 2020

For a life preserver
For a life preserver
For a life preserver
Ear-lye in the mornin'

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The Wreck of the Donald Fuckwadles [View all] TheBlackAdder Sep 2020 OP

It will be amazing if there weren't some drownings. Those would be exactly the people that would brewens Sep 2020 #1

The boat in the OP picture has a kid who isn't wearing a life jacket. The adults don't have tblue37 Sep 2020 #3

What idiots go out in this and aren't ticketed for reckless endangerment? TheBlackAdder Sep 2020 #4

Children under 13 are required to wear a life jacket in Texas Mariana Sep 2020 #7

Fuckwadles....hahahahaha!! Thekaspervote Sep 2020 #2

One could call that a mercuryblues Sep 2020 #5

Wave! Goodbye. TheBlackAdder Sep 2020 #8

OK I have the first verse... consider_this Sep 2020 #6

You, sir, are going to hell mercuryblues Sep 2020 #9

especially proud of the... consider_this Sep 2020 #12

LOL mercuryblues Sep 2020 #13

You gave me a good chuckle too! consider_this Sep 2020 #16

Bravo Sir or Madam, Bravo. denbot Sep 2020 #15

last verse, worse than the first... consider_this Sep 2020 #18

That pic is so weird. cwydro Sep 2020 #10

What d' ya do with a sunken Trumper, The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2020 #11

Charge him $30.00 for a life preserver mercuryblues Sep 2020 #14

Run his credit card monthly, he won't catch it denbot Sep 2020 #17

Make 'em wear a mask and cut 'is Fox feed consider_this Sep 2020 #19

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