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mnmoderatedem

(3,850 posts) Wed Nov 4, 2020, 07:57 PM Nov 2020

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I won the Powerball Lottery!! [View all]

Well no, actually I only matched the first three white balls.

But I'm going to go into my local Powerball office and tell them I quit counting after the first three white balls, and let them know they owe me 137 million dollars.

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I won the Powerball Lottery!! [View all] mnmoderatedem Nov 2020 OP

You can just hearby claim it. johnp3907 Nov 2020 #1

Seriously, don't know why the bother with all this matching up numbers stuff. Nt coti Nov 2020 #30

I laughed - out loud! hamsterjill Nov 2020 #2

Great Analogy malaise Nov 2020 #3

Excellent! Sogo Nov 2020 #4

That's the spirit ribrepin Nov 2020 #5

Too funny!! BlueHurricane Nov 2020 #6

Hahahahahaha! PirateRo Nov 2020 #7

Sue their ass central scrutinizer Nov 2020 #8

U may me spit out my coffee - touch. NoMoreRepugs Nov 2020 #9

Bring a Sharpie bucolic_frolic Nov 2020 #10

Make it the way you want! Change it around. Worked for Dolt 45. Until now. Evolve Dammit Nov 2020 #21

You know you won seven dollars, correct? jmowreader Nov 2020 #11

I hereby claim that *I* won the Powerball lottery! Orangepeel Nov 2020 #12

And if you ask to see my ticket, that's treason! gratuitous Nov 2020 #17

Good one! KS Toronado Nov 2020 #38

I declare for 4 more inches of pecker Saboburns Nov 2020 #13

LOL, hey do you think they would buy that in my state? n/t PatrickforO Nov 2020 #14

Now that is a good one! mtnsnake Nov 2020 #15

You'd have to file a lawsuit KentuckyWoman Nov 2020 #16

Hahahaha! I hereby proclaim you the winner. NoRoadUntravelled Nov 2020 #18

Noooooo...you only get to say that if you're on the supreme court. Volaris Nov 2020 #24

Well, I was actually declaring the Original Poster the Powerball winner but that NoRoadUntravelled Nov 2020 #32

Good luck with that. soldierant Nov 2020 #19

Well done! PCIntern Nov 2020 #20

Sue them! It's a powerball conspiracy! Dukkha Nov 2020 #22

Good one! BobTheSubgenius Nov 2020 #23

Genius! padah513 Nov 2020 #25

Emotions ranging from OMG!!!!!! Karma13612 Nov 2020 #26

That was both funny and cruel at the same time rpannier Nov 2020 #27

Perfect!!! BarbD Nov 2020 #28

The rest of it is a deep state fraud and you can't trust it nt IronLionZion Nov 2020 #29

3 is a win, odds are steep RANDYWILDMAN Nov 2020 #31

Tell them the Democrats stole the other three numbers. milestogo Nov 2020 #33

You have to "hereby claim" it though. Yavin4 Nov 2020 #34

Get a bunch of people to demonstrate outside BrightKnight Nov 2020 #35

If they give you any sh*t, Dark n Stormy Knight Nov 2020 #36

Hire a bunch of lawyers. Lawyers are magical! nuxvomica Nov 2020 #37

Is your name Donald Trump? Cartaphelius Nov 2020 #39

The rest of the numbers came in too late. Captain Zero Nov 2020 #40

Well, I didn't believe the headline, but I thought at the very least it might be followed by Nitram Nov 2020 #41

😆 Demovictory9 Nov 2020 #42

Can I borrow $5 until next Tuesday? dameatball Nov 2020 #43