Dear Mask-less jackwit at Costco: Wondering who reported you to the manager

[mopinko]

21. boy howdy.

i felt like it was safe to go into a local liquors store. they all have signs, but this one seemed like most ppl complied.
so, i went in the other day, and at the counter was an ass w no mask. it pissed me off that i felt safe there, but no.
so as i walked by i said- get a mask asshole.
he shouted after me, calling me an old bitch.
i assured him he had just called me my favorite and most powerful name, so next time say it louder.

when i go to the counter, the guy told me that he was wearing a mask when he came in, but ditched it immediately. he told him not to come back.

i walked out to my car, and this ASS came by on his bike, om the sidewalk, like he was 12, and doused me w the beer he had just bought.
at least he wasted most of the 1 16oz can he just shelled out for.

wont stop me.