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In reply to the discussion: The crazies are EVERYWHERE!! [View all]Moostache
(10,201 posts)Please, above all else, get well...
Now, if you are feeling up to it and want to grind that moran's gears a little, some suggested things to mutter while she is in earshot:
1) I am so tired of getting these smoothies made with 3-yearolds goddamn it! I told them I wanted 1 year and under, or its too stringy...
2) (Prentend phone call, sotto voce): "I'm not free to discuss the maneuvers now, you'll have to call me back when she is not so near-by...and please tell George I appreciate the check for voting Democrat Party this time, the money is really helping now..."
3) (Second fake phone call, also sotto voce): "Well, that was why I told Hillary that we needed to expand from pizza deliveries to taco trucks. The trucks can keep moving and its so easy to lose these MAGA fools when they are tailing you..."
4) Ask a visitor in a loud voice if they "Got rid of that box of stolen ballots" yet; and remind them to burn them so no one can find the ones that said 'Rump-Trey' on them...
But above else, please take care of your health (and I hope the light-hearted reply gives you at least a grin today!)