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In reply to the discussion: ...he's sitting there shivering, ranting about libs while he sucks down cold beefaroni. [View all]IronLionZion
(45,403 posts)62. That's good to know
Doomsday preppers should like things that are crazy and Russian
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...he's sitting there shivering, ranting about libs while he sucks down cold beefaroni. [View all]
kpete
Feb 2021
OP
Yeah, great, funny and insightful writing! Please do a follow up as I need a good laugh!
machoneman
Feb 2021
#37
If the "survival food" is like a military MRE, they'll need water (not necessarily potable)...
JHB
Feb 2021
#136
Ettore (Hector) Boiardi did a lot for his country feeding the troops with his products!
Prof. Toru Tanaka
Feb 2021
#109
I don't have one of those' but I have a couple of handy little multiple-use gadgets in my purse that
niyad
Feb 2021
#26
And so many of them end up with 'biscuit poisoning'. A term coined by a cardiac care nurse
GoneOffShore
Feb 2021
#81
The small end is a very effective flat-head screwdriver if you don't have one of
Aristus
Feb 2021
#108
I know! How your food gonna go bad when it's cold outside and snow on the ground?
greenjar_01
Feb 2021
#126
I know! When this mess started, we figured we would take the already frozen food
yellowdogintexas
Feb 2021
#129
I had to wait about 5 minutes to read the last two sentences 'cause I was laughing so hard with
monmouth4
Feb 2021
#16
I handed it to hubby directly while I went to get a cup of joe from the Keurig...
Hekate
Feb 2021
#93
Thank you for sharing this. Someone should tell that idiot that one uses a screwdriver and a hammer
niyad
Feb 2021
#21
The writer DID preface this missive with the disclaimer 'my brother is a moron' (nt)
mr_lebowski
Feb 2021
#52
Yeah, just like the bonehead "preppers" here in Michigan who stormed our Capitol in April
catbyte
Feb 2021
#34
Rule no. 2 for emergency food prep or any time one is relying on canned food for that matter
zeusdogmom
Feb 2021
#67
Yep. I have 2 manual can openers also and a way to cook food if power goes out.
Kaleva
Feb 2021
#120
OMG I'm Crying Laughing. This Needs to be a MOVIE!! - NO CAN OPENER is the Plot Twist nt
BlackOpz
Feb 2021
#78
Survival Planning with NO Generator? I thought being 100% OFF-GRID was the Goal
BlackOpz
Feb 2021
#79
While appealing to my gallows humour - and more than a little - this is an awful story.
BobTheSubgenius
Feb 2021
#95
OMG. I had to go into the bathroom to fix my mascara runs because I laughed so hard.
Texin
Feb 2021
#97
Your article made me wonder now much frozen or refrigerated food has now spoiled on them
LiberalLovinLug
Feb 2021
#104
I prefer to stock up on what we usually eat and then make sure to rotate the stock
Kaleva
Feb 2021
#124