Republicans don't think Biden really wants to work with them

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13. Fellas, the "bipartisanship" ball is in YOUR court. You want to play, then PLAY.

The former president (not to be confused with "the former guy" ) tried playing with you and got the "Lucy always yanks the football away" treatment for eight years. People on your side voted against bills they themselves had sponsored when he said "Okay, we'll do it your way, but let's get something done" moments and your guys faced the prospect of having to smile and be photographed with him at a signing ceremony.

You want to deal, then deal for real. Joe's willing.

You want to stamp your feet and hold your breathe because he's not asking you how many cookies you want (even when you're still getting some), then go ahead and turn blue. First your face, then your district.