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26. During every safety briefing the following is clearly stated (14 CFR § 121.571)
Fri Aug 6, 2021, 10:42 AM
Aug 2021
"Federal Aviation Regulations require passenger compliance with the lighted passenger information signs, posted placards, areas designated for safety purposes as no smoking areas, and crewmember instructions with regard to these items."


Therefore, when a cabin crew attendant tells you to mask the fuck up, you mask the fuck up.

Uhmmm BeerBarrelPolka Aug 2021 #1
It's not. But it's still hilarious Siwsan Aug 2021 #5
He has a YouTube channel where he puts himself in news clips SledDriver Aug 2021 #18
A NY Daily news article says that wnylib Aug 2021 #21
Oh I'm definitely subscribing to his channel! Thanks!! BlancheSplanchnik Aug 2021 #55
We're about to mu-mu-mu-mu-mumify his ass up! 🤣 TheBlackAdder Aug 2021 #51
Love that guy! MineralMan Aug 2021 #2
My sister was a Flight Attendant for American back in the 70s. I sent her this, check out her reply. TheBlackAdder Aug 2021 #60
We should return to that level of intolerance of bad passenger behavior. MineralMan Aug 2021 #61
Oh my, I LOVE this guy! PatSeg Aug 2021 #3
Righteous! (n/t) PJMcK Aug 2021 #4
Awesome, could listen to him all day. n/t SheilaAnn Aug 2021 #6
Ditto! Nt Ligyron Aug 2021 #57
That was so cool. Butterflylady Aug 2021 #7
ROFL malaise Aug 2021 #8
He mmmmummified his ass! ananda Aug 2021 #9
Great line, eh? I'm still laughing. yonder Aug 2021 #42
Has anyone heard what happen to the mummmmmified the a$$hole since landing? usaf-vet Aug 2021 #10
See my #21. wnylib Aug 2021 #22
Pre flight test ad121rome Aug 2021 #11
Alfredo has a future in comedy! Haggard Celine Aug 2021 #12
It's a comedian but still very excellent IronLionZion Aug 2021 #13
.... orangecrush Aug 2021 #14
What beauty. Swede Aug 2021 #15
Someone give this guy a raise! flying_wahini Aug 2021 #16
This guy is straight-up awesome. Fix The Stupid Aug 2021 #17
Right On !!! beemerphill Aug 2021 #19
Turns out he wasn't the flight attendant but a comedian who plays off of real life events True Dough Aug 2021 #20
Yeah, he is pretty damn funny! n/t Liberal In Texas Aug 2021 #24
Hi True Dough Niagara Aug 2021 #32
Done! True Dough Aug 2021 #37
Excellent! Niagara Aug 2021 #38
Kick dalton99a Aug 2021 #23
Lock this passenger up and put him on no fly list LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2021 #25
During every safety briefing the following is clearly stated (14 CFR § 121.571) Aviation Pro Aug 2021 #26
😂 Handler Aug 2021 #27
I don't understand why these meltdowns on planes aren't treated way more severely Skittles Aug 2021 #54
"Don't make me bring the duct tape out!" I don't care if it was fake, it was funny. marble falls Aug 2021 #28
Best foley duck tape, EVER! Brother Buzz Aug 2021 #29
FTW! chwaliszewski Aug 2021 #30
O.M.G. peggysue2 Aug 2021 #31
"Four shots of Everclear alcohol and REGRET!" forgotmylogin Aug 2021 #33
That's a good one! Quite a story-teller, that dude. calimary Aug 2021 #40
Loved it! yardwork Aug 2021 #46
They still should NOT have suspended him. AND they should pitch this to some major networks CousinIT Aug 2021 #34
Yea, Alfredo!!! RussBLib Aug 2021 #35
Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2021 #36
"My parents are worth 2 million" Generic Other Aug 2021 #39
oh my! Roc2020 Aug 2021 #41
"Don't duct tape me bro!" Lol BootinUp Aug 2021 #43
LOL Champp Aug 2021 #44
Kicketty Kickin' Faux pas Aug 2021 #45
"If you push us too far, you're gonna have to attend this ass-whoopin'." jmowreader Aug 2021 #47
"He smelled like a pack of Marlboros, 4 shots of Everclear alcohol, and rrrrregret." SunSeeker Aug 2021 #48
Sorry, SunSeeker, I posted the same before seeing yours! This guy is hilarious. Hekate Aug 2021 #50
Everyone is quoting that! It's trending on Twitter, LOL. SunSeeker Aug 2021 #53
"He smelled like a pack of Marlboros, 4 shots of Ever Clear, & regret" Hekate Aug 2021 #49
I love the way Rivera puts it Cha Aug 2021 #52
True Dough..... Upthevibe Aug 2021 #56
He's a tremendous talent, a real entertainer True Dough Aug 2021 #58
Duct tape may now become a standard fixture on domestic and international flights. KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2021 #59
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