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Pluvious

(4,276 posts)
10. The thing to do if they don't run off right away...
Tue Aug 24, 2021, 12:15 PM
Aug 2021

... Is to demask and walk towards them saying I'm not worried about catching it, just didn't want to possibly give it to the nice check out girls.

Then stop and bend down with some coughing.

I love this OP malaise Aug 2021 #1
And added bonus would have been: Come here, you want a taste of it? TheBlackAdder Aug 2021 #101
or Do you know if I have it? malaise Aug 2021 #104
That's great! StarryNite Aug 2021 #2
I may get a body camera to start collecting video on these clown asses. Throck Aug 2021 #3
Perfect response! 50 Shades Of Blue Aug 2021 #4
MY R.N. daughter homegirl Aug 2021 #52
I love El Paso people Bluesaph Aug 2021 #103
One of the greatest one liners ever. Scruffy1 Aug 2021 #5
I miss El Paso. I lived there for 2 years in the late 80's Maru Kitteh Aug 2021 #64
Hello fellow El Pasan! Nt bobandrileysmom Aug 2021 #76
blue, you done made my day!!! Leghorn21 Aug 2021 #6
I'm still waiting SweepPicker Aug 2021 #7
Keep us informed of your progress Picker - I'm kinda in the same mood most of the time. NoMoreRepugs Aug 2021 #9
I doubt anyone will give you trouble, they target women and elder men BlancheSplanchnik Aug 2021 #13
Some of my females friends say the same thing. Dan Aug 2021 #95
"I'm 58 and a pretty big guy." Mariana Aug 2021 #15
Exactly. nt SunSeeker Aug 2021 #58
I'm older than you and a petite woman. Treefrog Aug 2021 #78
71 female in Florida rides a scooter happened twice Oppaloopa Aug 2021 #81
Who wears a mask on a scooter? Treefrog Aug 2021 #84
I do especially in the grocery store. Oppaloopa Aug 2021 #107
I'm more of the "mind you own fucking business" type of responder. CanonRay Aug 2021 #8
Yep. You don't owe these assholes a reason. GoCubsGo Aug 2021 #74
I like that Unwind Your Mind Aug 2021 #97
Yeah, I'm all out of fucks to give CanonRay Aug 2021 #99
The thing to do if they don't run off right away... Pluvious Aug 2021 #10
Yes, yes, P, and punctuate the coughs with some bigly faux SNEEZES!!! Leghorn21 Aug 2021 #14
I posted a month ago SCantiGOP Aug 2021 #11
That's a good one nykym Aug 2021 #12
THAT is the one I want to use if I ever have the opportunity! ShazzieB Aug 2021 #100
Best OP title ever. JoanofArgh Aug 2021 #16
Thank you! bluewater Aug 2021 #17
Love it! IronLionZion Aug 2021 #18
Not even an apology Ishoutandscream2 Aug 2021 #19
Where the fuck do you live that people would actually act this way. beaglelover Aug 2021 #20
Eastern Connecticut bluewater Aug 2021 #23
Wow, I would never have suspected that. I grew up in N. NJ but have lived out here since 1988. beaglelover Aug 2021 #26
The naval base in New London adds to it too. bluewater Aug 2021 #28
Western NY is like that. Buffalo wnylib Aug 2021 #47
I live in a very small Eastern CT town as well mindfulNJ Aug 2021 #68
I live in a red area, and it would never happen where I am either. Treefrog Aug 2021 #41
are you serious? barbtries Aug 2021 #61
Just wait . . . AverageOldGuy Aug 2021 #62
Geez, anywhere there are enough cultists to let them feel their oats... JHB Aug 2021 #65
Where in S Cal do you live? Arresting Aug 2021 #85
North Hollywood. Never encountered a confrontational asshole in my 33 beaglelover Aug 2021 #89
My grandmother lived in North Hollywood in the 70s. Arresting Sep 2021 #108
Bullies are all cowards at heart. Rabrrrrrr Aug 2021 #21
I had a Dr. tell me to start coughing loudly in front of unmasked people and watch them clear out. 33taw Aug 2021 #22
Yuck, that would gross me out to cough into my mask. Treefrog Aug 2021 #67
It worked and I have only had to do it once. The man had his mask on his chin. 33taw Aug 2021 #70
I carry a number of masks with me. I would just switch it out in the restroom. niyad Aug 2021 #92
I don't understand why they feel the need to confront mask-wearers MissMillie Aug 2021 #24
But it's not your freedom they care about, just theirs... Wounded Bear Aug 2021 #59
Ha ha wendyb-NC Aug 2021 #25
You are awesome!!! Ka-Dinh Oy Aug 2021 #27
Interesting how these roid enhanced assclowns.... Aviation Pro Aug 2021 #29
K&R LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2021 #30
Why does everyone here always have all these great grocery line adventures? fescuerescue Aug 2021 #31
Simple, go to some red town where Qrump won. KS Toronado Aug 2021 #37
Except these stories seem to come out of blue towns. Treefrog Aug 2021 #43
Perhaps too many people are armed in red towns? ecstatic Aug 2021 #90
Ditto sarisataka Aug 2021 #40
Lol! Make one up ecstatic Aug 2021 #88
My favourite grocery store story came in the Before Times, the '16 campaign. I had niyad Aug 2021 #96
Perfect. His fear is refreshing. They fucking know. Just want to be bad ass and own the libs. Evolve Dammit Aug 2021 #32
When I see someone looking at me funny KS Toronado Aug 2021 #33
LOL! lagomorph777 Aug 2021 #49
That's perfect. Next time throw in a cough for good measure. Vinca Aug 2021 #34
Kicking for visibility! Niagara Aug 2021 #35
For what it's worth, this old person PoindexterOglethorpe Aug 2021 #36
Oh, that was perfect! PatSeg Aug 2021 #38
Hah! The ultimate weapon against these idiots. lagomorph777 Aug 2021 #39
I suspect the MAGAts are more afraid than we are nuxvomica Aug 2021 #42
If so, they have it exactly backwards. lagomorph777 Aug 2021 #51
That was perfect! N/t cate94 Aug 2021 #44
I think you've hit on the perfect respnose to them Warpy Aug 2021 #45
Great response!!! hamsterjill Aug 2021 #46
I start coughing, they move away fast! 2naSalit Aug 2021 #48
This is OUTSTANDING, bluewater! Bravo! calimary Aug 2021 #50
Lol. Bluethroughu Aug 2021 #53
Not Living In Fear is not going so well for this guy. Iggo Aug 2021 #54
You were lucky peppertree Aug 2021 #55
Yep. I've told some I've been around my daughter who works in an ICU ward with dying COVID patients. Liberty Belle Aug 2021 #56
Like the doctor said, turn your head and cough... Wounded Bear Aug 2021 #57
I love that answer! MuseRider Aug 2021 #60
"What are you afraid of?" Lemmings. JHB Aug 2021 #63
Somewhat surprised I haven't been confronted by a magat while wearing my masks. GoodRaisin Aug 2021 #66
I loved your response - I'll be using it myself! mrsadm Aug 2021 #69
I hope you scared... 3catwoman3 Aug 2021 #71
Very interesting. Joinfortmill Aug 2021 #72
Proper procedure... keithbvadu2 Aug 2021 #73
So the line running through this whole thread is they are brave and halfulglas Aug 2021 #75
I might say, I tested positive but the masks stop it right? n/t brewens Aug 2021 #77
i did something similar rdking647 Aug 2021 #79
Thank you for this! I will use your response. I passed two unmasked women at Walmart today. LaMouffette Aug 2021 #80
Their toughness act is just that Moebym Aug 2021 #82
I wish I could remember that if anyone confronts me. BigmanPigman Aug 2021 #83
Excellent, thank you. TNNurse Aug 2021 #86
Lol! I am so glad I don't come across these aggressive maskholes ecstatic Aug 2021 #87
"If you want what I've got, I'll gladly take my mask off" BlueIdaho Aug 2021 #91
lol Demovictory9 Aug 2021 #93
great answer and comeback. ill remember this . AllaN01Bear Aug 2021 #94
This message was self-deleted by its author Moebym Aug 2021 #98
You could have followed with.... DFW Aug 2021 #102
Great one empedocles Aug 2021 #105
they don't believe in masks, until they do. LOL. Javaman Aug 2021 #106
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