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In reply to the discussion: It always amuses me when we hear "that's not who we are as a nation" [View all]calimary
(86,236 posts)It makes me think of that cautionary tale about the stubborn guy on his roof as the floodwaters rise. Oh God, save me! Save me, oh God! he prays.
Boat comes by. Hey mister! Climb aboard! Lets get outta here!
Man: No! God will save me! Save me, oh God!
Floodwaters keep rising. Now theyre not only at roof-level, hes ankle-deep up there.
Another boat comes by. Hey, you! The floods rising more! We gotta evacuate! Get in!
Man: NO! God will save me! Save me, oh God!
As the floodwaters rise up to his waist, here comes a rescue chopper, on one last look before evacuating, themselves. Hey, mister! Were lowering a rope! Grab it and lets get outta here!
Man: again, NO! God will save me! Save me, oh God!
The rising water level soon is carrying him away and he drowns. Gets up to the Pearly Gates and realizes hes DEAD. Oh God! I believed in You! Why didnt You save me?!?
And God said what? Are you kidding? I sent you two boats and a helicopter!
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