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(9,945 posts)TUCSON, AZStating it just didnt add up, the U.S. populace told reporters Wednesday that they didnt understand how someone as cool as Kyrsten Sinema could fight for corporate interests. Shes really someone who has it alla winning personality, a killer sense of styleso I was really shocked when I found out about all the corporate donations shes raking in, said 34-year-old Anna Monto, a constituent of the senior senator from Arizona, who spoke on behalf of all 330 million Americans in expressing her confusion as to how someone who oozes as much charm and charisma as Sinema could turn out to be just another lapdog for big business. If she wasnt my senator, she would be my best friend. Anyone whos ever seen her on TV or social media knows shes a total bad ass. I mean, did you see those wigs? It just doesnt make any sense. At least we still have Joe Manchin. At press time, the nation had reached the conclusion that the pharmaceutical and medical industries must just also be really fucking cool.
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