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15. "Nation doesn't understand how someone as cool as Sinema could fight for corporate interests"
Tue Oct 5, 2021, 12:00 PM
Oct 2021

TUCSON, AZ—Stating it “just didn’t add up,” the U.S. populace told reporters Wednesday that they didn’t understand how someone as cool as Kyrsten Sinema could fight for corporate interests. “She’s really someone who has it all—a winning personality, a killer sense of style—so I was really shocked when I found out about all the corporate donations she’s raking in,” said 34-year-old Anna Monto, a constituent of the senior senator from Arizona, who spoke on behalf of all 330 million Americans in expressing her confusion as to how someone who oozes as much charm and charisma as Sinema could turn out to be just another lapdog for big business. “If she wasn’t my senator, she would be my best friend. Anyone who’s ever seen her on TV or social media knows she’s a total bad ass. I mean, did you see those wigs? It just doesn’t make any sense. At least we still have Joe Manchin.” At press time, the nation had reached the conclusion that the pharmaceutical and medical industries must just also be really fucking cool.

https://www.theonion.com/nation-doesn-t-understand-how-someone-as-cool-as-kyrste-1847770051

What's wrong with the Dems who voted for her? Sneederbunk Oct 2021 #1
They were mistaken in believing her Bettie Oct 2021 #24
Were we supposed to vote for the Repuke? Coventina Oct 2021 #25
Exactly! StarryNite Oct 2021 #31
But there were other choices in the Democratic primary that Democratic voters could have chosen. totodeinhere Oct 2021 #37
No, she was the incumbant candidate, elected in a special election after Flake flaked out. Coventina Oct 2021 #38
Thank you for the correction. n/t totodeinhere Oct 2021 #39
You think something's wrong with people *not* pulling the lever for the R candidate? LanternWaste Oct 2021 #35
I voted for her drmeow Oct 2021 #36
Arizona Dems were scammed good dalton99a Oct 2021 #2
That's it in a nutshell. bluewater Oct 2021 #8
The simple answer is Everything C_U_L8R Oct 2021 #3
She's a drama queen who wants attention. Ocelot II Oct 2021 #4
That and among other things. LiberalFighter Oct 2021 #28
We know it's not constipation lame54 Oct 2021 #5
lol Celerity Oct 2021 #18
shes immature, inexperienced and still in her 'LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!! phase of her life... samnsara Oct 2021 #6
I think you might be correct? It is OK to have differing opinions on issues but walkingman Oct 2021 #13
She is middle aged (45), has been running for elective office for 20 years, serving for 17, and she Celerity Oct 2021 #22
She talks, acts, and even dresses PatSeg Oct 2021 #29
Molly & Curtsy 👎 Celerity Oct 2021 #40
Oh, those are perfect! PatSeg Oct 2021 #41
Greed Nictuku Oct 2021 #7
where to even start? NewHendoLib Oct 2021 #9
She is insecure and in over her head. n/t LuckyCharms Oct 2021 #10
Attention seeker n/t underpants Oct 2021 #19
Yes, that too. n/t LuckyCharms Oct 2021 #20
Thank you n/t underpants Oct 2021 #23
Are the glasses prescription or cosmetic? Moostache Oct 2021 #11
I don't know what's wrong with her XanaDUer2 Oct 2021 #12
So basically qazplm135 Oct 2021 #14
"Nation doesn't understand how someone as cool as Sinema could fight for corporate interests" sop Oct 2021 #15
LOL. I needed that laugh. Thanks! n/t femmedem Oct 2021 #16
lol bluewater Oct 2021 #17
What's wrong with senima? I_UndergroundPanther Oct 2021 #21
Sounds like her liberal chops were ruined having to deal with a right-wing AZ legislature. KY_EnviroGuy Oct 2021 #26
It's easy to be a liberal when you can't get anything passed AZSkiffyGeek Oct 2021 #27
Yep! LeftInTX Oct 2021 #30
She's a narcissistic greedhead, and an attention-seeking twit. 11 Bravo Oct 2021 #32
"So I think it's entirely possible that Sinema's motives are sincere, because she's come to betsuni Oct 2021 #33
Why does she always remind of someone 48656c6c6f20 Oct 2021 #34
And here she is, standing up to applaud Shitstain at a SOTU address . . . hatrack Oct 2021 #42
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