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LuvNewcastle

(16,835 posts)

16. That gives me an idea.

Reply to pstokely (Original post)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 08:48 PM

Oct 2012

Someone should build a haunted house where scenes from the Bible are acted out. It could be called "Yahweh's House of Hate." There could be actor's portraying the slaughter of heathen villages in the name of Yahweh. Sacrifice a bunch of animals and burn them in a big bonfire. Push Jezebel out of a window and let the dogs eat her body. The Bible is scarier than anything in haunted houses.

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Ever been to a fundie haunted house? [View all] pstokely Oct 2012 OP

No, and I absolutely will never set foot in one. Ever. Just hurtful, hurtful places. GreenPartyVoter Oct 2012 #1

Yeah I've been to church Blue Owl Oct 2012 #2

Love the website lolly Oct 2012 #3

Yeah. Manifestor_of_Light Oct 2012 #4

You have to be careful not to trip over the science books such as Origin of the Species and 2on2u Oct 2012 #5

Campus Crusade for Christ used to have THE BEST haunted houses here in San Diego slackmaster Oct 2012 #6

I can't even imagine what life must be like in the bible belt... BlueMan Votes Oct 2012 #7

It's pretty damn bad. easttexaslefty Oct 2012 #8

got that right bobbyblack Oct 2012 #13

Fundies dont wanna love people into heaven, they literally rateyes Oct 2012 #9

I attended one at a church ten years ago. Afterward, there was evangelical arm-twisting. John1956PA Oct 2012 #10

so, the preachers were a bunch of car salesmen? pstokely Nov 2012 #17

Fundie haunted house? That's easy! LTR Oct 2012 #11

visit a southern baptist church almost any sunday. same views nt msongs Oct 2012 #12

Scrolled through a few... Everybody dies. Whovian Oct 2012 #14

Sounds like a live action version of those old Chick Tracts Tyrs WolfDaemon Oct 2012 #15

That gives me an idea. LuvNewcastle Oct 2012 #16

no, but I mistakenly rented "Hell House" once. Spirochete Nov 2012 #18

The religious right Separation Nov 2012 #19