tRump and a toady are playing golf at one of his golf courses.
tRumplethinskin is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his MAGA golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head down.
After a few moments have passed, he puts his cap back on and returns to his golfing.
Wow, his sycophant utters, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.
Mango Mussolini replies, Yeah, well, we were married for 15 years. I'll take a 3 on this hole.