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25. The old joke has just about come true...

Fri Jul 15, 2022, 01:28 PM

Jul 2022

tRump and a toady are playing golf at one of his golf courses.

tRumplethinskin is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.

He stops in mid-swing, takes off his MAGA golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head down.

After a few moments have passed, he puts his cap back on and returns to his golfing.

“Wow,” his sycophant utters, “that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

Mango Mussolini replies, “Yeah, well, we were married for 15 years. I'll take a 3 on this hole.”

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He can't do a deposition because Ivana died, but he can do a rally: [View all] tblue37 Jul 2022 OP

This message was self-deleted by its author spooky3 Jul 2022 #1

Obama? claudette Jul 2022 #2

My autocorrect is hyperactive. It changed Ivana to Obama, which I saw just as I hit tblue37 Jul 2022 #6

Autocorrect is the tool of Satan... Wounded Bear Jul 2022 #15

Spell-check only spells better than I type. lastlib Jul 2022 #24

My new favorite term is Christofascist because I find it so descriptive. Hoping if it gets used efhmc Jul 2022 #26

The classic story is of a program soldierant Jul 2022 #30

No problem claudette Jul 2022 #18

Welcome to DU claudette... comradebillyboy Jul 2022 #17

Thank you!! claudette Jul 2022 #19

He's hoping for the sympathy cash. Solly Mack Jul 2022 #3

Hey, judge, grumpyduck Jul 2022 #4

Get his ass in court TOMORROW, even if you have to use your Saturday Novara Jul 2022 #5

This! nt crickets Jul 2022 #10

Meanwhile, Ivanka is shopping at Saks and Junior Totally Tunsie Jul 2022 #7

I hear that Eric chases things bottled in bond, and otherwise, domestic and Russian. Ford_Prefect Jul 2022 #14

Such fkg bullsht Fullduplexxx Jul 2022 #8

Why the hell do the courts insist upon acting like suckers? Every damn time? RockRaven Jul 2022 #9

You can't catch me cause the Ivana done died. CentralMass Jul 2022 #11

Is this true? EndlessWire Jul 2022 #12

Besides, Ivana was a few wives ago, wnylib Jul 2022 #27

Its not true. former9thward Jul 2022 #29

How long can trmp make Ivanas funeral? Chin music Jul 2022 #35

Hey, she fell down the f'in' stairs! There's no monkey business, just because it benefits me. panader0 Jul 2022 #13

Me either. He murdered a million Americans with his Covid BS OMGWTF Jul 2022 #37

It's unbelievable TimeToGo Jul 2022 #16

The Trump Stages of Grief: LudwigPastorius Jul 2022 #20

The actual TFG stage of Grief: Tommymac Jul 2022 #28

He cancelled his Prescott, AZ rally. StarryNite Jul 2022 #21

Yes, it was, but it'll take a while for that information to catch up here liberalla Jul 2022 #32

TFG can't help himself RANDYWILDMAN Jul 2022 #22

Sure enough dalton99a Jul 2022 #23

The old joke has just about come true... SeattleVet Jul 2022 #25

It was a par-5, right? PJMcK Jul 2022 #40

Of course! SeattleVet Jul 2022 #42

The real question is Will he go to the funeral? Delmette2.0 Jul 2022 #31

!@#$%&*()_+@#$%&*()_+@#$%&*() AllaN01Bear Jul 2022 #33

And raise $$$. The no good Fn grifter. NT SayItLoud Jul 2022 #34

Looks like the judge in NY just found out about the Trump rally in AZ. LetMyPeopleVote Jul 2022 #36

🤮 Deuxcents Jul 2022 #38

Why should Rebl2 Jul 2022 #39

He can't grift the flock with a deposition. rurallib Jul 2022 #41