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In reply to the discussion: Landscaping by Melania [View all]Marthe48
(20,024 posts)46. Golf joke
A guy was playing golf on a course near a highway. As he stood on the green, a funeral procession passed by. The guy paused his shot, removed his cap, and stood silently as the procession passed by. One of the golfers waiting for his turn remarked, "That's was such a remarkable show of respect!" And the guy replies, "Well, we were married 15 years."
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Nothing says "I was special!" like being buried in your ex-husband's back yard (nt)
Hugh_Lebowski
Jul 2022
#2
Lol I know where it is ... but it LOOKS like someone's back yard from the photo (nt)
Hugh_Lebowski
Jul 2022
#15
It's over near the landscape shed, just behind the lawn and plant clippings compost pile.
jaxexpat
Jul 2022
#27
TFG is illegally using the Presidential Seal at the golf course for the Saudi event.
CottonBear
Jul 2022
#13
Such a cold, heartless grave marker too. Shouldn't is say "Loving Mother" blah blah?
OMGWTF
Jul 2022
#64
It disgusts me that Ivana's children allowed their mom to be vuried on a golf course.
iluvtennis
Jul 2022
#30
They went all out I see. Any self respecting billionaire would have a landscape crew there making
Pepsidog
Jul 2022
#68