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Marthe48

(20,024 posts)
46. Golf joke
Sat Jul 30, 2022, 10:46 AM
Jul 2022

A guy was playing golf on a course near a highway. As he stood on the green, a funeral procession passed by. The guy paused his shot, removed his cap, and stood silently as the procession passed by. One of the golfers waiting for his turn remarked, "That's was such a remarkable show of respect!" And the guy replies, "Well, we were married 15 years."

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Landscaping by Melania [View all] bigtree Jul 2022 OP
Be best. Meadowoak Jul 2022 #1
Nothing says "I was special!" like being buried in your ex-husband's back yard (nt) Hugh_Lebowski Jul 2022 #2
It's not even a backyard, it's on the edge of a golf course. CottonBear Jul 2022 #10
Lol I know where it is ... but it LOOKS like someone's back yard from the photo (nt) Hugh_Lebowski Jul 2022 #15
It's over near the landscape shed, just behind the lawn and plant clippings compost pile. jaxexpat Jul 2022 #27
needs a few onethatcares Jul 2022 #3
That would be perfect. CottonBear Jul 2022 #11
Ouch! Boomerproud Jul 2022 #4
I hope this is photo-shopped, or whatever they call it. Frustratedlady Jul 2022 #5
Nope. It's real: really cheap and tacky and just awful. NT CottonBear Jul 2022 #7
The Daily Fail article headline is "Fairway to Heaven." CottonBear Jul 2022 #6
OMG!!! calimary Jul 2022 #26
I guess you must have read NJCher Jul 2022 #32
This is difficult to believe... Totally Tunsie Jul 2022 #40
Another item red don launches into the rough not fooled Jul 2022 #72
Is that for real? A Walmart headstone?? NoMoreRepugs Jul 2022 #8
It's probably temporary Mosby Jul 2022 #35
That way the groundskeeper can mow right over it with a tractor. Midnight Writer Jul 2022 #71
Oh I'm sure driving over it with his golf cart is in Trump's plan Arazi Jul 2022 #83
Crazy. Baitball Blogger Jul 2022 #9
TFG is illegally using the Presidential Seal at the golf course for the Saudi event. CottonBear Jul 2022 #13
he probably has a contract onethatcares Jul 2022 #16
Seen some discussion this was done for a tax break Nevilledog Jul 2022 #53
It's a wonder Ivana got that much. paleotn Jul 2022 #12
mite be part of the onethatcares Jul 2022 #14
She has three children PatSeg Jul 2022 #19
That's what I was thinking. n/t Harker Jul 2022 #31
Could have, but they're Trumps.... paleotn Jul 2022 #61
That is true PatSeg Jul 2022 #87
Such a cold, heartless grave marker too. Shouldn't is say "Loving Mother" blah blah? OMGWTF Jul 2022 #64
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing PatSeg Jul 2022 #86
Won't the property eventually go up for sale? kskiska Jul 2022 #17
Jonathan Winters! That made me smile. He was such a crack up. I KPN Jul 2022 #22
The late Robin Williams stated that... ProudMNDemocrat Jul 2022 #43
They were good friends, too. kskiska Jul 2022 #79
The Loved One scarred me as a child. And in the best way! nolabear Jul 2022 #56
I don't have an opinion on Ivanka Trump peggysue2 Jul 2022 #18
Remove all the stairs Traildogbob Jul 2022 #20
LOL!! peggysue2 Jul 2022 #29
more Melania landscaping.... trusty elf Jul 2022 #21
Lol. KPN Jul 2022 #24
and all over a mushroom! NJCher Jul 2022 #34
In Oregon, burying someone not in a recognized graveyard central scrutinizer Jul 2022 #23
Right after she died, they should have brought landscapers in Ilsa Jul 2022 #25
So Bevis, Butthead and Ivankette are ok with this? sarge43 Jul 2022 #28
It disgusts me that Ivana's children allowed their mom to be vuried on a golf course. iluvtennis Jul 2022 #30
Maybe it's a family plot. Mosby Jul 2022 #38
The article said it is a family plot. llmart Jul 2022 #44
he will want arlington, with full military honors.... getagrip_already Jul 2022 #52
Not if we have massive protests against it. llmart Jul 2022 #63
I don't know what the protocols are, but... getagrip_already Jul 2022 #67
Yeah, I know that but... llmart Jul 2022 #82
It might have been her wish to be buried there Warpy Jul 2022 #58
First hole... first wife😁 Mozeltov Cocktail Jul 2022 #69
Next to an old railroad track?? Sogo Jul 2022 #76
What I don't understand is why mercuryblues Jul 2022 #33
trumps NJCher Jul 2022 #37
Thanks for the link Pinback Jul 2022 #70
Why is the headstone upside down? nini Jul 2022 #36
I guess there's no room... 3825-87867 Jul 2022 #39
Really, the is both sad and sick....damn Sick ashredux Jul 2022 #41
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jul 2022 #42
Maybe we can crowdfund a headstone w/ this on it- Snarkoleptic Jul 2022 #45
+1 dalton99a Jul 2022 #65
Golf joke Marthe48 Jul 2022 #46
One would think her children would want better for their mom IronLionZion Jul 2022 #47
Trump is charging a "fee" to view the grave... Mozeltov Cocktail Jul 2022 #48
Wow, what an evil cretin. iluvtennis Jul 2022 #75
What happens when he sells the golf course? nuxvomica Jul 2022 #49
I can't blame the Trumps for keeping her grave on private property JohnQFunk Jul 2022 #50
Why here? llmart Jul 2022 #51
They at least could have shelled out for some sod. greatauntoftriplets Jul 2022 #54
Its legal now to be buried on golf courses? Emile Jul 2022 #55
They're charging her estate Bedminster membership fees! Sky Jewels Jul 2022 #57
Is that a lifetime membership???? IggleDuer Jul 2022 #60
Yes, plus for all eternity. Sky Jewels Jul 2022 #77
It's only a matter of time before there's a flag and a hole there. Fore! Vinca Jul 2022 #59
Mel certainly knows how to dig a grave. area51 Jul 2022 #62
Hahahahahahahahaha not fooled Jul 2022 #73
How do we even know she's actually buried there at all? Robert of Locksley Jul 2022 #66
They went all out I see. Any self respecting billionaire would have a landscape crew there making Pepsidog Jul 2022 #68
If Melanoma gave a fuck about Christmas, she could put up decorations every December . . . hatrack Jul 2022 #74
Such a cheap burial plot and headstone RANDYWILDMAN Jul 2022 #78
Speechless. Brainfodder Jul 2022 #80
Did Carl Spackler do the interment? LudwigPastorius Jul 2022 #81
Beat me to it! IrishAfricanAmerican Jul 2022 #84
what are the other square patches of dry grass next to her grave? IcyPeas Jul 2022 #85
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