A Letter From a Republican Male Voter to Richard Mourdock (WARNING!!! Potentially OFFENSIVE satire)

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4. A Republican would go MAD before they come to terms like this fictional fellow.

Considering the child a gift? Ain't gonna happen for many Republicans. Insanity will occur first. Disowning the baby, divorce, you name it. Thanking the rapist? Are you kidding me? They'll want their head. But they must do it if they truly believe the child is a gift from God, as Mourdoch said. And they never would consider the child a gift. Foregoing abortion? No, not even. A lot of them would be SCREAMING for it. Republicans get a lot of abortions that go under the radar. Abortion would be a SACRAMENT to Republican men in this situation.


Most of all, most Republican men coping with a rapist's baby growing inside his wife, will go mad. Not all, but most. They look at their wives as property, in their mind that's their wife that got violated.

In 99% of Republican men the logical process in this letter would never, ever happen. Insanity would come first.