When Chuck Norris said 1000 years he should check with Nate Silver first

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4. More Nate Silver Facts

Nate Silver has predicted the outcome in all presidential elections to ever exist in the future.

For Nate Silver there is no such thing as gambling as he already knows the outcome.

Nate Silver can divide by zero.

Nate Silver will never die for he already knows how to prevent his death each time and he will.

Nate Silver counted to infinity infinite times backwards.

C3PO tells Han Solo probabilities but Nate Silver tells C3PO probabilities.

Nate Silver knows how, where, and when you will die before you are even born.

Nate Silver predicted his own birth.

Statistics ask Nate Silver if they are correct.

Before the President of the United States makes a decision he checks with Nate Silver.

Nate Silver once visited a psychic to warn her.

There is no possible future just things Nate Silver allows to happen.