What exactly has Obama socialized? [View all]

[BarackTheVote]

Did he socialize the banks? No, just gave them money to do with as they willed... did he socialize the auto industry? No, just gave them financial backing to get through bankruptcy... did he socialize BP for causing a huge environmental disaster? Nope, slap on the wrist and a laughably small fine... Oh! Oh! Obamacare! Totally socialism in action! Except, no, it's based on existing private insurance companies and they get to stay autonomous from the government with just a few more regulations...

Well, shit... all I've heard for the last few months is Obama is a socialist this, and Obama is a socialist that... Don't see too much socialism going on here... bummer...

But all hilarity aside, am I wrong here?