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(5,342 posts)Dear President Obama (it said),
I have been a good and loyal Democrat and have followed your Cold War Era Mind-Control Orders for 4 whole years!! I have also brought friends and family over to your Dark Side (do you see what I did there?) via your CWEMC mini-meetup at Democratic Underground (R). You're welcome!!
In exchange for my vote I would love to have the following if you and your little elves (what? what happened to Kucinich?!) could please please make it happen:
666 kilos of weed
membership in the hot hunk of the month club (with 'certain' privileges included of course) cause this slut needs some
Annual pass to the abortion clinic - the one on 5th and main, so much cleaner ; )!! I just go in for a touch-up every 28 days.
Hello! Ho boots!
You know where I am, you've watched me when I was sleeping and you knew when I was awake, you've mailed my house 32 times this year, I've been good for goodness sake!!
Thanks man, for the Dem lady slut ho hook-up, I've got your back!!
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