'A huge, muddy hole': Trump's Mexican resort given brutal review

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3. That reminds me SO much

Of his golf course outside Washington DC at the time of the Senior PGA tournament (2017).

Very raw.

And then it rained and didn't drain very well.

By Friday, virtually all the parking was moved to satellite parking at Dulles Airport (about a dozen long shuttle miles away).

The advanced sales were so low that a number of us ((those who didn't have any pull)) were moved from hospitality duties to marshalling.

I got the day off on Sunday, and discovered that when I used a pairing sheet to keep dry on the painted wooden bleachers, the pairing sheet stuck to the bleachers when I moved on!