Incredible worst take of day: today was Biden's best dat [View all]
I hear Biden sucked last night. I know this because it was in the paper. It was on TV. It was all over the Internet. He sucked so bad, people actually covered one of his campaign events today. I mean it, today he was on my TV talking about politics. Holycrap he must have really sucked last night for that to happen today. Literally this was the first 24hr news cycle I can remember that was dominated by Biden.
The thing was, it was mostly "bad news". But this is 2024 where bad news isn't bad news anymore. It's only bad if they're not talking about you. Give a hand job in a public theater. Not bad enough news. Lose a trial where you were found to have raped someone. Not Nad enough news. Heck, being mentioned in Epstein's trial transcripts isn't bad news. It's only bad if they ignore you. You know who I didn't hear from today. The guy that I heard won the debate. Dude, got no love on my social media at all today. No love in my paper. Did he have a rally, don't know. The last 24hrs for once they shut up about Trump.
This was somehow Biden's greatest victory since winning in 2020. Who knows maybe his bad debate will last another 24hrs of news cycle. Maybe. It's a short attention span world. He might need to give someone a hand job in public to get this much press ever again. Who knows?
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