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benfranklin1776

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19. Interesting 🧐

Thu Jul 25, 2024, 03:05 PM

Jul 25

Although what’s more alarming and to focus on is that J.D. Junior Dicktator proudly boasts in his own words that he wants to do to We The People and the country what he did to the poor couch 🛋️ 🤬

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Vance's highschool girlfriend [View all] Wicked Blue Jul 25 OP

Sorry, I don't get it. What am I missing? nt Ilsa Jul 25 #1

Rumors flying around the internet that JD had carnal knowledge with a couch. n/t Sky Jewels Jul 25 #7

Some fun-loving twitterx user birdographer Jul 25 #10

Yep. After the dirty tricks the GQP has pulled for decades, Sky Jewels Jul 25 #13

The hoax picked up so much traction.... Random Boomer Jul 25 #23

Ha ha, so true. Sky Jewels Jul 25 #24

Nothing will ever convince me he didn't. Pacifist Patriot Jul 25 #41

I hear the couch is polling better than JD Wicked Blue Jul 25 #54

Oooooooohhhhh. Thanks. nt Ilsa Jul 25 #12

"...carnal knowledge..." MorbidButterflyTat Jul 25 #44

Link for you. It's hilarious! Pacifist Patriot Jul 25 #37

Thanks! They can't prove he didn't!!! Ilsa Jul 25 #38

Excellent Wicked Blue Jul 25 #42

Go see the SNL skit I posted, JD's Playhouse Wicked Blue Jul 25 #45

Where? calimary Jul 25 #56

Here Wicked Blue Jul 25 #57

I just read this to my husband - he loved it as much as I did! calimary Jul 25 #60

Lmaooooooo eyelashes and everything! Dem4life1234 Jul 25 #2

It's a prop angrychair Jul 25 #6

. BoRaGard Jul 25 #3

Message auto-removed Name removed Jul 25 #14

Chairy! Sky Jewels Jul 25 #4

is that a cousin? stopdiggin Jul 25 #5

Perhaps his family came from the Ottoman Empire Wicked Blue Jul 25 #8

Booo - groan - o you wicked one you BoRaGard Jul 25 #16

Sofa-R that is one of the best ones Botany Jul 25 #18

Sofa-R? GB_RN Jul 25 #22

Bwahaha! Can't breath! Dave Bowman Jul 25 #36

Wow...... n/t gay texan Jul 25 #9

Please. Let's not sink to Mr. Couchfucker's level. LuckyCharms Jul 25 #11

Her parents were Baby Shark and M&M. keithbvadu2 Jul 25 #15

So he is a Chair Man? twodogsbarking Jul 25 #17

No he dumped her and went for the Love Seat. debm55 Jul 25 #28

On your game today! BurnDoubt Jul 25 #32

you pipe down! enough outta you! stopdiggin Jul 25 #61

Interesting 🧐 benfranklin1776 Jul 25 #19

Oh Look rambler_american Jul 25 #20

I am reminded of a Moms Mabley story. rambler_american Jul 25 #21

Moms Mabley -- haven't heard that name in a long time. red dog 1 Jul 25 #25

Kick RandySF Jul 25 #26

How old was the couch? B Hamster Jul 25 #27

Frank Zappa?????? BurnDoubt Jul 25 #29

He definitely wasn't wearing pajamas when he "did" the couch red dog 1 Jul 25 #30

Is it okay if the couch wears a slip cover? Wicked Blue Jul 25 #31

Is it okay if J.D. Vance wears a slip cover? red dog 1 Jul 25 #33

Scotch guard? MorbidButterflyTat Jul 25 #47

maybe Wicked Blue Jul 25 #53

Guessing his therapist puts the plastic seat cover for his "sessions"? BurnDoubt Jul 25 #34

possibly Wicked Blue Jul 25 #50

Do I hear 'Up-Charge!"? BurnDoubt Jul 25 #51

"Mooooom...how should I know why the couch crackles when you sit on it?" nt The Unmitigated Gall Jul 25 #35

Vice President Couch Wanker nt ArkansasDemocrat1 Jul 25 #39

A self love seat? n/t Dock_Yard Jul 25 #40

That looks like "Chairy" MorbidButterflyTat Jul 25 #43

He dumped her for her older sister Wicked Blue Jul 25 #46

Ha! MorbidButterflyTat Jul 25 #48

That chair's got a real purdy mouth.... Blue Owl Jul 25 #49

It must be true... Think. Again. Jul 25 #52

I don't believe it, she is way out of his league PurgedVoter Jul 25 #55

You guys are killing me. mucholderthandirt Jul 25 #58

Speaking of sons Wicked Blue Jul 25 #59