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FailureToCommunicate

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7. Reminds me of the old joke: "Private Jones, you will probably want to piss on my
Thu Aug 29, 2024, 09:41 AM
Aug 29

grave when I'm dead."

Pvt. Jones: "No, Sarge, after I leave the Army, I never want to stand in long lines again!"

+1! Wuddles440 Aug 29 #1
When my wife's uncle died I asked my wife where he would be buried. She said "I hope they throw his body twodogsbarking Aug 29 #2
sharks would probably go ewww, AllaN01Bear Aug 29 #4
Well, then make sure the electric battery in the sinking boat is fully charged... robbob Aug 29 #29
Yup, sea burial or sky burial is probably best IronLionZion Aug 29 #5
are there any crematory ovens large enough? niyad Aug 29 #6
Might have to dig an extra large burn pit IronLionZion Aug 29 #8
Just put him on a trash barge and set it on fire csziggy Aug 29 #11
Just get a huge crane to dump him into an active volcano. bt Wednesdays Aug 29 #18
Pretty sure Pele would not be amused. I have no iidea about the other niyad Aug 29 #22
I vote for creamation Xipe Totec Aug 29 #10
The next visitor to the Titanic Laha Aug 29 #32
He'd probably start a grease fire dflprincess Aug 29 #33
Oh,I don't know BattleRow Aug 29 #12
Or leave him in central park next to a bicycle IronLionZion Aug 29 #15
Hmmm... BattleRow Aug 29 #16
No, don't leave him in a park. Wednesdays Aug 29 #19
Oh, hell no, we don't want him back in NYC! electric_blue68 Aug 29 #21
Amen, and may I receive a substantial sustainable energy carbon credit against the burning of fossil fuel? Backseat Driver Aug 29 #24
His buddy Eloon GopherGal Aug 29 #27
Load him up onto one of F Elon's rockets not fooled Aug 29 #42
Keep me in the loop. usaf-vet Aug 29 #3
Reminds me of the old joke: "Private Jones, you will probably want to piss on my FailureToCommunicate Aug 29 #7
Proxy pissers are on call. twodogsbarking Aug 29 #17
Just Remember To Practice Good Hygiene smb Aug 29 #48
Well, THAT can't be improved. dchill Aug 29 #9
I saw that on Facebook and had the same reaction! geardaddy Aug 29 #13
Aye 3auld6phart Aug 29 #14
Will it be COL Mustard Aug 29 #20
well said indeed ! stopdiggin Aug 29 #23
That's a thing of beauty Hekate Aug 29 #25
Dance party, I'll meet ya there. Think. Again. Aug 29 #26
Reminds me of the protest on the grave of a former OnDoutside Aug 29 #28
Me too, but I'm going to drink a gallon of beer before I go. bluesbassman Aug 29 #30
I wonder Jilly_in_VA Aug 29 #31
Maybe they'll dump him next to Ivanna. Then I could go out one night and share a beer with him after I drink it. marble falls Aug 29 #34
Remember, you only -rent- beer. ArkansasDemocrat1 Aug 29 #50
Me too! Blue Owl Aug 29 #35
lol well said! TalenaGor Aug 29 #36
Throw his body to the hogs. Demobrat Aug 29 #37
OMG Score! aurora the great Aug 29 #38
If I were ever standing in front of his grave, my thumb would be pointing sideways generalbetrayus Aug 29 #39
I just hope that his heirs, being the good capitalists they are, recognize.... Josiesdad Aug 29 #40
They will need an industrial site, Jimi du Ranty Aug 29 #51
While singing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead". NoChildLeft ADime Aug 29 #41
When I saw that photograph... BrianTheEVGuy Aug 29 #43
K&R spanone Aug 29 #44
his grave should be surrounded by a latrine barbtries Aug 29 #45
Definitely ! republianmushroom Aug 29 #46
At that time, remember to bring something very important Martin Eden Aug 29 #47
Remember Captain Sternn from Heavy Metal? ArkansasDemocrat1 Aug 29 #49
M$M is helping Trump, only reason we're talking about him uponit7771 Aug 29 #52
That's a grave I'd piss on. Martin68 Aug 29 #53
Bury him Traildogbob Aug 29 #54
The thumb. keithbvadu2 Aug 29 #55
Trump's Burial Site MissouriDem47 Aug 29 #56
We'll pour fine whiskey on his grave, DJ Synikus Makisimus Aug 29 #57
I have crackers and cheese and wine. Bird Lady Aug 29 #58
He'll be in concrete when they bury him Jarqui Aug 29 #59
"Trump's gravesite is sure to become that state's #1 tourist attraction... alterfurz Aug 30 #60
The OP . . . AverageOldGuy Aug 30 #61
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