Orangina does not look well...

[Ocelot II]

9. In photos of his latest rally he looked more bronze-ish than his usual orange.

Either he's changed his makeup or his liver is giving out. I have no medical training, but I would agree that he looks like death warmed over; he definitely seems to be running out of energy. A presidential campaign is stressful and draining even for a younger, healthy person, but for someone who is old, fat, and most likely barking mad as well, it must be especially exhausting. And when you consider that he's running not just to protect his very fragile ego but to keep his butt out of prison, the weight of it all must be enormous.

The question is whether he completely cracks up before or after the election, but it wouldn't surprise me if at some point he did something completely bonkers, something that would get someone else sedated with as much Thorazine as they could handle (and then promptly sectioned), like take off his pants or fire a gun into the ceiling or proclaim that he really is Jesus. Or maybe Satan will finally call him home when that big lump of cholesterol finally busts loose and lodges in what passes for a brain.

I will never understand why so many people worship a man who is plainly as mad as a box of frogs.