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mac56

(17,702 posts) Sat Mar 15, 2025, 09:59 PM Mar 15

Joke of the day [View all]

Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are walking along.

They see a sign: "Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman." Snow White goes in. Moments later she comes out smiling, wearing a crown.

They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Strongest Man." Superman goes in. Moments later he comes out smiling, wearing the belt.

They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Greatest Liar." Pinocchio goes in. Moments later he comes out with his head down, crying.

He looks at the other two and sobs, "Who the hell is Donald Trump?!"

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Joke of the day [View all] mac56 Mar 15 OP

roflmao creon Mar 15 #1

Poor Pinocchio BOSSHOG Mar 15 #2

Wasn't it Twain who also said gab13by13 Mar 15 #7

Mark always hit that nail BOSSHOG Mar 16 #10

Did you hear the one about the first Jewish President? underpants Mar 15 #3

Ha! DavidDvorkin Mar 15 #5

Oldie but goodie... Enter stage left Mar 15 #4

Lol MustLoveBeagles Mar 15 #6

Nailed it. Thanks for sharing, mac56. wordstroken Mar 15 #8

hahaha I'll be getting some mileage out of this one. JohnnyRingo Mar 16 #9