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Warren DeMontague

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4. "Curtis, when you cut my hair, can you give me something that accentuates my bald spot

Reply to CurtEastPoint (Reply #1)

Tue Apr 9, 2013, 09:59 PM

Apr 2013

causes my massively outsized front teeth to look even creepier, and generally makes my head look like a big shiny penis?"

"Oh, and please hurry, because I'm on my way to Casual Male to buy a tie that looks like I ate a Backgammon Board and shat it out my neck"

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The enlightened Baptist Mr. Stubblefield. CurtEastPoint Apr 2013 #1

"Curtis, when you cut my hair, can you give me something that accentuates my bald spot Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #4

You need to be a screenwriter! GOod one! CurtEastPoint Apr 2013 #8

Because what Arkansas needs is more teen mothers LondonReign2 Apr 2013 #2

I once had a roommate from Trumann, Arkansas Art_from_Ark Apr 2013 #6

No one listens to Bobby Jindal. Bucky Apr 2013 #3

It was pretty funny when he was supposed to deliver that slam-dunk SOTU response, though; Warren DeMontague Apr 2013 #5

Ugh, the stupid... sakabatou Apr 2013 #7

*sigh!* HappyMe Apr 2013 #9

IMO: Arkansas made a huge mistake. In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #10