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apocalypsehow

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122. Sorry about your failed alert on my reply above: your phony alert message was quite humerous, BTW.
Thu Apr 18, 2013, 02:20 AM
Apr 2013

Now you can go ahead and alert on this reply, insisting to a new jury that you didn't alert on the previous post of mine above - just like you routinely tried to pull the wool over numerous DU juries when Meta was still a going concern and you were a serial alerter in it - and roll that dice yet again for about the nth time.

But, Pro-tip: DU juries tend to not be as gullible as you have consistently pretended they must be in your serial alerts and phony - often outright false - alert messages included in those same serial alerts over the time since DU3 first rolled out. Perhaps if you ceased insulting DU'ers who serve on juries intelligence with your bogus alerts, they would cease voting to "Leave" time after time after time.

But, then, Oh, my! - if you limited yourself to sending only genuine alerts to DU juries, you would have to find a new hobby, wouldn't you? Sorry about that!



That's just great. Moses2SandyKoufax Apr 2013 #1
Way too fucking soon. R. Daneel Olivaw Apr 2013 #2
agreed CreekDog Apr 2013 #33
Seconded. GaYellowDawg Apr 2013 #36
too soon ?? no...everyday's a good day to trash these two. nt Laura PourMeADrink Apr 2013 #3
OK, that did crack me up. TwilightGardener Apr 2013 #4
I admit, I needed this arcane1 Apr 2013 #5
I admit I've been trying to come up with a Ryan joke too. tridim Apr 2013 #6
LOL!!!!! dorkzilla Apr 2013 #7
You gotta love gallows humor. bluedigger Apr 2013 #8
yeah maybe too soon olddots Apr 2013 #9
thanks for this NightWatcher Apr 2013 #10
Hillarious Demo_Chris Apr 2013 #11
Bombings at the marathon are comic material? pinto Apr 2013 #12
I have sick sense of humor... awoke_in_2003 Apr 2013 #35
Not funny if you know someone in Boston who's been injured... VOX Apr 2013 #13
A relative of a good friend lost a leg. eggplant Apr 2013 #32
jberryhill probably thinks hearing his funny joke will make that person laugh CreekDog Apr 2013 #34
Agree, my cousins were racing today and all I can say is it's been a very Raine Apr 2013 #46
How many of us Control-Z Apr 2013 #14
Share it with the family of the 8-year-old who was killed. VOX Apr 2013 #16
I didn't start this thread Control-Z Apr 2013 #19
Didn't mean to target you specifically... VOX Apr 2013 #60
the joke is about Paul Ryan and his lies about the marathon JI7 Apr 2013 #23
I get that. But the timing is grossly insensitive. VOX Apr 2013 #61
Not me. No Vested Interest Apr 2013 #29
um, a lot of us? eShirl Apr 2013 #48
Actually, I didn't. Tommy_Carcetti Apr 2013 #65
I didn't think of Paul Ryan at all, why would I? CreekDog Apr 2013 #76
I sure as hell didn't. Travelman Apr 2013 #123
Right on the edge there. Robb Apr 2013 #15
His first honest marathon, and he might have gotten killed? rocktivity Apr 2013 #17
It took 75 seconds of laughing before I could reply to this! alittlelark Apr 2013 #18
I will gladly lend you my "genius rectus" title mindwalker_i Apr 2013 #20
I'm glad to hear of anyone not being hurt. Bucky Apr 2013 #21
Too soon nmbluesky Apr 2013 #22
Nicely done! Tom Ripley Apr 2013 #24
Caught me by surprise with the Palin. bravenak Apr 2013 #25
Ryan's Hope(less) WCGreen Apr 2013 #26
what's the matter with you? CreekDog Apr 2013 #27
God forbid someone should compare this to a US drone strike in Pakistan. OnyxCollie Apr 2013 #30
Drones in the US are more disturbing Ter Apr 2013 #83
I agree. OnyxCollie Apr 2013 #85
WTF nt GObamaGO Apr 2013 #28
So beyond poor taste nvme Apr 2013 #31
Goddamn. joshcryer Apr 2013 #37
wtf? Starry Messenger Apr 2013 #38
So the next time a terror attack occurs, OnyxCollie Apr 2013 #39
sorry, totally out of line. delrem Apr 2013 #40
This message was self-deleted by its author blackspade Apr 2013 #41
actually, it didn't happen, the OP is a joke CreekDog Apr 2013 #43
Thanks, I just caught that. blackspade Apr 2013 #44
You almost made me feel empathy for Paul Ryan. dorkulon Apr 2013 #42
This post is tasteless! sheshe2 Apr 2013 #45
Post removed Post removed Apr 2013 #47
Tasteless. Also, an MA Republican Senate candidate *did* run the marathon... Recursion Apr 2013 #49
WTF? RetroLounge Apr 2013 #50
Too soon for this, for me. 99Forever Apr 2013 #51
Ugh. Please self-delete. Please. Tommy_Carcetti Apr 2013 #52
Didn't he win the Boston Marathon last year? jsr Apr 2013 #53
This post shows that the alerting is broken on DU...I alerted on this thread-but received a prior srican69 Apr 2013 #54
i did CreekDog Apr 2013 #58
I alerted as well. Jury let it stand, 4-2. VOX Apr 2013 #59
I pleaded with the OP to self-delete. Tommy_Carcetti Apr 2013 #64
the OP can't be bothered to come back to the thread CreekDog Apr 2013 #66
Frankly, I'm more disapointed that it's got 33 recs so far. nt Tommy_Carcetti Apr 2013 #68
take a look at the list though CreekDog Apr 2013 #77
even Skinner alerted on it CreekDog Apr 2013 #70
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good one!!!! cbdo2007 Apr 2013 #55
N/M. WinkyDink Apr 2013 #56
This is waaayyyyy too soon. myrna minx Apr 2013 #57
Out of line...WAY out of line. VOX Apr 2013 #62
No, it is in line with our "community standards" as defined by four DUers on the jury Gormy Cuss Apr 2013 #67
Have been on DU 10+ years; in that time DU has become something quite different... VOX Apr 2013 #87
I agree n/t Gormy Cuss Apr 2013 #88
Unbelieveable dminaz Apr 2013 #63
FFS, delete the OP. Way too fucking soon. Lizzie Poppet Apr 2013 #69
Might want to try IMing the OP. Tommy_Carcetti Apr 2013 #71
Good point. Lizzie Poppet Apr 2013 #75
The OP does not care! Did he come back to this thread? No. CreekDog Apr 2013 #72
That is just horrible. Rex Apr 2013 #73
You know I almost started a thread like this last night malaise Apr 2013 #74
Ryan actually defused the third bomb Katashi_itto Apr 2013 #78
Someone started a meta thread in GD about this thread pintobean Apr 2013 #79
Alert on in then. Rex Apr 2013 #80
Why did you kick it? pintobean Apr 2013 #81
Because Rex Apr 2013 #84
I had a reason. pintobean Apr 2013 #89
Dam. Rex Apr 2013 #90
you can't be a force for good here CreekDog Apr 2013 #93
The judge of DU's good and bad pintobean Apr 2013 #95
i know this is a big joke to you CreekDog Apr 2013 #96
well well, I thought you were for free speech on DU. right. CreekDog Apr 2013 #97
^^^^^THIS^^^^^ pintobean Apr 2013 #105
SOP alerts aren't private, you know that already CreekDog Apr 2013 #108
He's busted as a hypocrite, and is now whining around in Ask the Admins about it. apocalypsehow Apr 2013 #113
it isn't a betrayal of trust as there aren't any confidentiality requirements Kali Apr 2013 #110
Oh, it didn't bother me pintobean Apr 2013 #111
Considering how much you oppose silencing people CreekDog Apr 2013 #112
It's non-stop rank hypocrisy from that tiny clique of posters who routinely make DU suck. apocalypsehow Apr 2013 #114
how convenient that you can make up shit about a closed forum and anonymous alerts Kali Apr 2013 #118
It's been shown so many times pintobean Apr 2013 #119
I guess. Kali Apr 2013 #120
Sorry about your failed alert on my reply above: your phony alert message was quite humerous, BTW. apocalypsehow Apr 2013 #122
On the matter of "Hilarious".... NYC_SKP Apr 2013 #126
I just alerted on the new sig line pintobean Apr 2013 #127
Doh! That's gotta hurt. pintobean Apr 2013 #124
Transparency can bring light to the dankest, mustiest, and moldiest corners of any room, eh? MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 #125
That's not true, and you know it. pintobean Apr 2013 #116
There is nothing secret about what goes on in the hosts forum. Warren Stupidity Apr 2013 #121
Because a dead 8 year old child is so fucking funny....Bet you find lung cancer hilarious Rowdyboy Apr 2013 #82
alrighty then. nt limpyhobbler Apr 2013 #86
DB taterguy Apr 2013 #91
Um, yeah... That's not funny. TeeYiYi Apr 2013 #92
SICK> Bombings are not humor Coyotl Apr 2013 #94
at this point do you want the thread to die or did you just go to bed? snooper2 Apr 2013 #98
he's been posting elsewhere on DU today CreekDog Apr 2013 #99
I get excited whenver an OP I started is kicked to the top snooper2 Apr 2013 #100
he knows it's not defensible so he's pouting --he knows CreekDog Apr 2013 #101
so what happens if an OP you post that you want to sink stays kicked? snooper2 Apr 2013 #103
I once posted something against corporal punishment that turned bad CreekDog Apr 2013 #107
Jesus Christ, this turd of a thread is still floating? VOX Apr 2013 #102
I second that. NealK Apr 2013 #106
As a Boston resident, let me say WilliamPitt Apr 2013 #104
I guess this was God's punishment to the U.S. for electing Paul Ryan (n/t) Lane1340 Apr 2013 #109
I narrowly missed the joke olddots Apr 2013 #115
wow glad I didn't say that. nt limpyhobbler Apr 2013 #117
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