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In reply to the discussion: The Rude Pundit: Liberal NSA Apologists Can Take It All, Want More [View all]one_voice
(20,043 posts)41. Waiting for the feminist...
Cuz I don't give a shit what your name is or how liberal you are...any one else put this shit on DU and the roof would blow the fuck off...that's all I'm saying..
A dude with a giant cock can't find any women who can take his entire huge prick when he's fucking them. He keeps fucking women, but they stop him because his dick is so big that, when he's fucking their pussies, it hurts, like he's gonna rupture something. So the dude is completely unsatisfied. He decides to take out an ad, challenging women to take it all. And women take up the thrown gauntlet. Woman after woman tries to fit his immense schlong into their cunts, but it's no-go. Suddenly, a small, old woman appears. (It's never made clear by the teller where this interview/boning session is occurring, but let's say it's a room at a Holiday Inn because, of course, it would be a room at a Holiday Inn.) She tells him that she can take the massive member, all of it. In fact, a giant cock is the only way she can get off. To himself, the dude scoffs. No way, he thinks. She gets on the bed and tells him, "Put it in halfway first so I can get used to it." Fuck that, the dude thinks, I'm gonna shove it all in and kill this old lady. So he thrusts it all in, quickly. The old woman moans, catches her breath, and says, "Okay, now the other half."
Jay Z sings these lyrics he's the devil incarnate. Hell, Beyonce gets shit for not taking him to task for it....
And like Snowden, Assange, etc, this isn't about me, I didn't say those words.
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Seeing national security discussions as entertainment with popcorn emoticons
Bluenorthwest
Jun 2013
#3
When Limbaugh goes off on one of his sexists rants, they should have no reason to be outraged.
Ikonoklast
Jun 2013
#115
It's actually already been written in 2007 by Joe Conason, "It Can Happen Here".
canoeist52
Jun 2013
#38
The defining moment for me was this interview with Duane Clarridge on "national security interests"
Agony
Jun 2013
#74
Then you won't need "their" votes whenever your candidate comes up for election, correct?
CakeGrrl
Jun 2013
#21
"Alienation and condescension aren't a great strategy" especially when you represent a teeny
Number23
Jun 2013
#84
Oh, you don't want to go there. Moderate democrats dump all over liberals all the time and
liberal_at_heart
Jun 2013
#31
doesn't work for me. I'm more of a socialist, so to me the current democratic policies are just
liberal_at_heart
Jun 2013
#57
How does your voting straight D ticket in your precinct keep Cantor, Gohmert & Rubio
Demit
Jun 2013
#59
As opposed to being hooked on the "Ed" and "Glenn" stuff--even when it comes out that
MADem
Jun 2013
#27
Apparently the Guardian doesn't have anyone on staff with an iota of IT experience!
MADem
Jun 2013
#60
They're authoritarians, yep. "Liberal" is just a sports team for them-- and that's
Marr
Jun 2013
#19
on the simplest psychological level, it's just that they made a choice and can't unmake it, no matte
MisterP
Jun 2013
#43
Independents have more logical consistency/ethical integrity than Democrats
carolinayellowdog
Jun 2013
#71
Thing about Mssrs. Jokeline & Tube-in is: they ain't seen the HALF of it yet.
kenny blankenship
Jun 2013
#26
After this week I have no doubt the president could do whatever the fuck he wants
whatchamacallit
Jun 2013
#32
"And if we do not do surveillance and, like my examples I have given before,
Romulus Quirinus
Jun 2013
#50