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Thu Jun 27, 2013, 11:17 AM

You, too, can own a pair of Wendy Davis' fillibuster footwear [View all]

http://www.amazon.com/Mizuno-Womens-Wave-Rider-Running/dp/B008FFRLOU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1372257683&sr=8-1&keywords=mizuno+wave+rider+16

Read the reviews.

When I first began wearing these shoes I thought my reproductive rights were secure. Turns out, I couldn't have been more wrong. Luckily these shoes are really great for kicking republican legislators out of office! They want to shut down reproductive and health care facilities for the poor in Texas? Use these shoes to shut down the state capital!

These go perfectly with any back brace you may need after good old fashion filibusting for 9 hours (with 4 more to go). What's that? Your crappy mean spirited colleagues on the other side of the isle say it isn't fair? That's right ladies, this shoe is completely washable, so just shove it up their ass.

Most importantly, even if you wear these gems without sox for three days straight, they still smell better than a republican Lt Governor who tries to push a law through past midnight, which is absolutely and completely illegal. Yea, pretty stinky I know.

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