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Kurovski

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72. If this is all that prickwit has as argument against Teh Gay, I ain't worried.
Thu Jun 27, 2013, 03:45 PM
Jun 2013

If Rand Paul thinks repealing The Defense of Marriage Act will lead to humans marrying non-humans, he's not doing much thinking at all.

He's a racist, bigoted little troll, just like his papa-doodle.

Everybody knows it.

They are so perverted. Democracyinkind Jun 2013 #1
I know, I always find it hilarious that they're the first ones to bring it up. Initech Jun 2013 #11
Not just the first, but basically the only ones. Democracyinkind Jun 2013 #12
Remember Bush's 'human-animal hybrids' SOTU speech? leftstreet Jun 2013 #19
OMG, I almost forgot about that. Such a WTF? moment! n/t freeplessinseattle Jun 2013 #152
Well, it held them hide the fact that they don't have an actual argument against gay marriage Fortinbras Armstrong Jun 2013 #189
But somebody married him, didn't they? What's the diff? nt kelliekat44 Jun 2013 #62
Started my day off with a laugh, thanks! freshwest Jun 2013 #190
If cats and dogs and vegetables all have higher IQs than conservatives- eridani Jun 2013 #165
:-/ trusty elf Jun 2013 #171
Wow. Democracyinkind Jun 2013 #172
Oh no...........You mean people will start marrying Republicans!!!!! faithnomore Jun 2013 #186
He has been waiting for this... Half-Century Man Jun 2013 #2
I hope Rand and his ewe LibertyLover Jun 2013 #4
That's sexist.. Half-Century Man Jun 2013 #9
A Ram? Xyzse Jun 2013 #24
Rainbow colored world. Half-Century Man Jun 2013 #26
Cool beans Xyzse Jun 2013 #31
A ram, huh? So you're saying that for Rand... Moonwalk Jun 2013 #127
Ewe made me leave my happy home...... Half-Century Man Jun 2013 #141
I love ewe. Brewinblue Jun 2013 #64
ewwwwwwwwww dixiegrrrrl Jun 2013 #14
He represents the tea party, which are sheep. Initech Jun 2013 #20
And end up disgraced, on the street, in shabby clothes... longship Jun 2013 #150
Aqualung Half-Century Man Jun 2013 #159
Or Aqua Buddha? freshwest Jun 2013 #191
He should support that. Wait Wut Jun 2013 #3
Here here (pic) Amonester Jun 2013 #138
maybe he might but i was not planning on it dembotoz Jun 2013 #5
The bride/groom might have a problem with the "I do" part unless it's a parrot. Tierra_y_Libertad Jun 2013 #6
The mind boggles at the thought of wedding gifts. Scratching post? Doggie bowl? Tierra_y_Libertad Jun 2013 #7
Sheep shears jmowreader Jun 2013 #155
So can I marry my cat now? - n/t fleur-de-lisa Jun 2013 #8
What are you waiting for Politicalboi Jun 2013 #35
Doesn't look to be over 18; did you get her parents' consent? FarCenter Jun 2013 #56
In fairness, an 18-year-old cat would be pretty damn old. Eligible for Kitty Social Security. nomorenomore08 Jun 2013 #199
Congrats! fleur-de-lisa Jun 2013 #63
Can I marry my three cats? The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2013 #82
I vote, Yes! Then I can marry my 3 too! freeplessinseattle Jun 2013 #153
I could never let Rand have the run of the farm. yellerpup Jun 2013 #10
He knows that some animals are more equal than others Hekate Jun 2013 #36
Equal or not, Rand finds them hot. yellerpup Jun 2013 #42
DUZY for sure! - nt HardTimes99 Jun 2013 #45
Didn't Liza Minnelli do that already? n/t RZM Jun 2013 #69
That entire family is full of fucking tools Dash87 Jun 2013 #13
Well, someone did marry HIM REP Jun 2013 #15
We know jackasses (Republicans) are copulating with human females - IdaBriggs Jun 2013 #16
Uh, the jackass is the Democratic symbol. aquart Jun 2013 #103
fine, troglodytes are marrying human females and producing republicans Nanjing to Seoul Jun 2013 #143
Urk - so much for that analogy! Lol! IdaBriggs Jun 2013 #182
Yes - in fact, I find myself strangely attracted to my Tupperware. closeupready Jun 2013 #17
I'm personally raising purple cabbages as mail-order brides struggle4progress Jun 2013 #168
I lust after trees. I'll give up being monogamous for this. freshwest Jun 2013 #192
Wait, I thought he was a Libertarian Ligyron Jun 2013 #18
Exactly LostOne4Ever Jun 2013 #161
For many right-wing types Fortinbras Armstrong Jun 2013 #196
Because that happened before DOMA, right? magellan Jun 2013 #21
But only in America ornotna Jun 2013 #174
Is he saying I might marry a GOP supporter? n-t Logical Jun 2013 #22
And someone told me Snowden agrees with Paul! wtmusic Jun 2013 #23
Snowden gave Ron Paul money. baldguy Jun 2013 #25
That proves it...Snowden hates gays. wtmusic Jun 2013 #28
Given that he's a RW libertarian douchebag, I wouldn't be surprised if Snowden was anti-gay. baldguy Jun 2013 #34
I'm going to put all that stuff in the email. wtmusic Jun 2013 #40
Love the fact that you have no clue about Snowdens objectives, but still support him anyway. baldguy Jun 2013 #41
His objectives are unimportant to me. wtmusic Jun 2013 #43
"... substantial risk to his own life..." So, Obama is activly trying to get him assasinated? baldguy Jun 2013 #79
No, you're naive. wtmusic Jun 2013 #88
RIIIIIIIIGHT! baldguy Jun 2013 #94
LMAO iamthebandfanman Jun 2013 #184
"...someones intent of doing an action is different than their facial features or looks" wtmusic Jun 2013 #188
I get it now. Whether or not I think our national security state is a good idea-- eridani Jun 2013 #167
OMG! Was Snowden's ex actually a 'stuffed animal' ballerina? leftstreet Jun 2013 #29
A "stuffed animal pole dancer" is probably more accurate. wtmusic Jun 2013 #30
Not sure I'd want to see the safe search turned off on this one. Initech Jun 2013 #44
That hasn't proven the case in Canada. PDJane Jun 2013 #27
But what about mooses? eridani Jun 2013 #166
Frankly, inter-species matings aren't my problem, either. PDJane Jun 2013 #187
Hey Medea Benjamin do u still STAND WITH RAND? alp227 Jun 2013 #32
Too late! Sister Sarah has already married and replicated several drone clones. Major Hogwash Jun 2013 #33
What's going on inside Rand Paul's brain, translated... (May be NSFW) hunter Jun 2013 #37
I was thinking this: Initech Jun 2013 #47
That's disgusting! And funny! And weird! randome Jun 2013 #48
Maybe, but I've yet to find a cow that REALLY understands me. Buns_of_Fire Jun 2013 #38
Cows are such bullheaded creatures. Nanjing to Seoul Jun 2013 #144
Wait, what ??? janlyn Jun 2013 #39
The leading cause of poverty OnionPatch Jun 2013 #65
+10000 janlyn Jun 2013 #68
Exactly what I was thinking! Just mind-boggling n/t freeplessinseattle Jun 2013 #156
Gone shopping for a bridal gown now: UTUSN Jun 2013 #46
+10000 JDPriestly Jun 2013 #96
And they call it puppy love............ lunasun Jun 2013 #121
Well, will those 'non-humans' be taxpayers? Wounded Bear Jun 2013 #49
I just wanted to take this opportunity to say ellie Jun 2013 #50
Not with a stolen dick Nanjing to Seoul Jun 2013 #145
He thinks that without DOMA you'll make it a threesome... JHB Jun 2013 #179
Does this mean we can legally start combining various animal DNA with human DNA, kentauros Jun 2013 #51
He's just checking. Asking for a friend. Orsino Jun 2013 #52
You know what the leading cause of poverty is in this country, elitist selfish bastards like Rand Johonny Jun 2013 #53
Beg your pardon? I have no desire to marry a Republican! KansDem Jun 2013 #54
I guess Aqua Buddha will perform the ceremony, right Rand. Historic NY Jun 2013 #55
Great!,now I just need to find a Vulcan,or an Elf to marry and I'll be happy. athenasatanjesus Jun 2013 #57
Lol, nt Sand Wind Jun 2013 #58
This Paul statement calls out for satire. MineralMan Jun 2013 #59
Rand Paul is a classless, idiotic loser. npk Jun 2013 #60
In his part of the country perhaps... Matariki Jun 2013 #61
Isn't a legal marriage a contract that needs to be signed and witnessed? haele Jun 2013 #66
Kim Jong Paul The Wizard Jun 2013 #67
Well he would know,wouldn't he notadmblnd Jun 2013 #70
Only in a forced choice Spirochete Jun 2013 #71
If this is all that prickwit has as argument against Teh Gay, I ain't worried. Kurovski Jun 2013 #72
I corporations are people, why not marry a turnip??? Sancho Jun 2013 #73
Only if I can marry InBev! Initech Jun 2013 #75
How can anyone hallucinate felix_numinous Jun 2013 #74
but according to you and your dad's ideology, they should be free to do whatever they want SemperEadem Jun 2013 #76
I swear these people all think Americans have IQs of about 15. kestrel91316 Jun 2013 #77
As a Pennsylvanian, I'm proud he's taking up Sen. Man-on-Dog Santorum's cause. Demoiselle Jun 2013 #78
Waiting for Republican to marry a corporation. nt SDjack Jun 2013 #80
This message was self-deleted by its author Javaman Jun 2013 #81
rand paul may call himself a libertarian, but he is not. He is just another repuke bigot still_one Jun 2013 #83
I'm infatuated by my new office chair...... dhill926 Jun 2013 #84
Contracts bl968 Jun 2013 #85
They must also be able to SIGN contracts LiberalEsto Jun 2013 #90
You've yet to see a dog or cat picking up a pen? You have obviously... Moonwalk Jun 2013 #140
Posted on FB today... tridim Jun 2013 #86
Okay, I didn't expect the lower right one. (nt) Posteritatis Jun 2013 #93
Holy crap! Tree-Hugger Jun 2013 #111
Duck goat love!! lunasun Jun 2013 #122
"why a duck?" Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2013 #162
yes a Marxist question + pic = lunasun Jun 2013 #194
It's a slippery slope leading to communication by horn. Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2013 #195
And I thought Rand was already married to a human!?!? grattsl Jun 2013 #87
He must know. Beacool Jun 2013 #89
Oh owch davidpdx Jun 2013 #113
Except, that it is an insult to poodles. Beacool Jun 2013 #120
This message was self-deleted by its author Beacool Jun 2013 #132
Rand is having an affair with whatever it is on top of his head, so Thor_MN Jun 2013 #91
I don't see a problem Theyletmeeatcake2 Jun 2013 #92
Rand Paul needs to read the 14th Amendment. JDPriestly Jun 2013 #95
I actually have to agree. H2O Man Jun 2013 #97
STFU you POS Jag-Off. SoapBox Jun 2013 #98
But it's already been done. Lynn Cheney married Dick. nt valerief Jun 2013 #99
Yeah, because law is the only thing that's been stopping humans from marrying nonhumans. winter is coming Jun 2013 #100
Oh FFS Phlem Jun 2013 #101
Time for Santorum to dig out all his "Man on Dog" nutwaddery again. DirkGently Jun 2013 #102
Don't forget John "Man-On-Box-Turtle" Cornyn. Initech Jun 2013 #129
Well, some space aliens are kinda purty. tclambert Jun 2013 #104
What the hell is he talking about??!! SummerSnow Jun 2013 #105
You know how the worst anti-gay zealots always seem to be truebluegreen Jun 2013 #106
This just goes to show that Rand Paul is a fraud. He claims to be a libertarian. totodeinhere Jun 2013 #107
Embarrassingly stupid. SammyWinstonJack Jun 2013 #108
a few months ago bill maher commented DesertFlower Jun 2013 #109
Wow. I didn't know non-humans HAD their own DOMA. randome Jun 2013 #110
for not kicking the Christ baby angrychair Jun 2013 #112
Inventively phrased! randome Jun 2013 #114
Wasn't "Best Friend's Emu" a song by the Cars in the 80s? Arugula Latte Jun 2013 #136
He should marry a pig davidpdx Jun 2013 #115
Stacy's cochon has got it goin' on... JHB Jun 2013 #175
Is this an Onion article? MNBrewer Jun 2013 #116
Nazis shared this malformed thinking process fascisthunter Jun 2013 #117
What he said v what he wants... displacedtexan Jun 2013 #118
Non-humans don't want to marry. undeterred Jun 2013 #119
Rand Paul is such an ignorant asshole and so's that "dreamy" Cha Jun 2013 #123
They really don't understand terms like legal capacity and Ilsa Jun 2013 #124
They already see half the human race in that group, so I'd say they misunderstood a lot. freshwest Jun 2013 #193
Finally, I can have my pony and marry it too. Marie Marie Jun 2013 #125
Such low standards! eridani Jun 2013 #170
Well, Turbineguy Jun 2013 #126
So the lack of DOMA is why his own wife married a horse's ass? MotherPetrie Jun 2013 #128
I thought he was a leading Libertarian? AgingAmerican Jun 2013 #130
Why are you complaining, Rand? Now you can finally marry Aqua Buddha. SunSeeker Jun 2013 #131
Marriage with a Non-Human has already happened many times in the past. Look at the Romneys. Arugula Latte Jun 2013 #133
Let me guess, the Vulcans? Coyotl Jun 2013 #134
Rand Paul bestiality comment 'sarcasm,' office says. Beacool Jun 2013 #135
He thinks about weird sexual things Lex Jun 2013 #137
if that's his only problem, easy solution samsingh Jun 2013 #139
Paulbots piss me off. Especially DU Paulbots. They support shit like this Nanjing to Seoul Jun 2013 #142
Why don't you name names. backscatter712 Jun 2013 #146
Go to any Paul discussion. I am in no mood to go through DU thread by thread Nanjing to Seoul Jun 2013 #147
No, you threw the accusation. Name names. I'm not doing your work for you. n/t backscatter712 Jun 2013 #148
Again, I have a life and a wife that loves me and wants to spend time with me. Nanjing to Seoul Jun 2013 #149
While it is true that general public perception of Paul support does not differentiate issues, so patrice Jun 2013 #151
It's too late, we're all doooooooomed!!!!!!!!!!!!! Revanchist Jun 2013 #154
That explains my sudden urge to screw small animals. n/t Lil Missy Jun 2013 #157
Playing to the fundies customerserviceguy Jun 2013 #158
He's obviously thinking about something in particular. A lot. n/t Fire Walk With Me Jun 2013 #160
NUTZ blkmusclmachine Jun 2013 #163
So he represents a state full of jackasses who allow animals to sign contracts? eridani Jun 2013 #164
That explains HIS ancestry. hobbit709 Jun 2013 #169
A human has already married an animal lbrtbell Jun 2013 #173
As a "libertarian" Paul should know quaker bill Jun 2013 #176
humans will marry Non Humans without DOMA maxcopper Jun 2013 #177
Gee, Rand, how did we ever get by before DOMA? Enthusiast Jun 2013 #178
Good bye, Paul! You silly, silly man. BenzoDia Jun 2013 #180
Already have get the red out Jun 2013 #181
This is absolutely ridiculous. Grateful for Hope Jun 2013 #183
That's weird...I don't feel the urge to marry my Nintendo DS, though. Jamaal510 Jun 2013 #185
We need to send these guys to the cyber sanitarium for bat shit crazy public figures, Cleita Jun 2013 #197
Too bad Reagan shut down the institutions Rhiannon12866 Jun 2013 #198
Forget Marrying my Cats... AnnieBW Jun 2013 #200
Sounds like Rand is training his pet goat to sign a marriage license Bjorn Against Jun 2013 #201
My Sock Monkey Tim is very happy to learn this! WinkyDink Jun 2013 #202
Just So Long as I Don't Have to Marry Randroid Paul Wolf Frankula Jun 2013 #203
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